• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    2010 months ago

    That just sounds like a free ticket to go skydiving to me.

    Only redeemable once, though.

    • @_danny
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      1210 months ago

      Truly a once in a lifetime offer.

      • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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        810 months ago

        Interestingly, that’s not always true. Supposedly there are things you can do to improve your chances of surviving a fall without a parachute, like spreading your shirt to increase drag, orienting yourself to land feet-first, knees bent, or aiming for bushes. Luck is a large part of it though.

        • @[email protected]
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          710 months ago

          I’ve literally met someone who survived a parachute failure. She mentioned something vague about a skydiving incident, so I looked her up. Turns out she literally survived hitting the ground after her parachute didn’t open. Lots of nasty injuries, some permanent, but nothing obviously debilitating.

        • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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          310 months ago

          Falling out of a plane is literally safer than falling off of a skyscraper. Because at least with skydiving, you have a chance to direct your landing and pick something that isn’t solid concrete.

        • @[email protected]
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          10 months ago

          Wasn’t there a guy falling 10 km out of a plane, landing on a pine with only minor injuries?

        • @assassin_aragorn
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          110 months ago

          I wonder if you could make a makeshift parachute by taking off your shirt. What’s unclear to me though is just how rapidly you’d decelerate, and if the force associated with that would be manageable…or rip your arms off.

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            310 months ago

            It would do nothing of consequence.

            Best you could try to do would be to flatten yourself out.

            • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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              410 months ago

              What if you’re wearing a jacket and put your hands in the pockets and spread it out?

              This is why Mythbusters needs to still be on the air