• @SpaceNoodle
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    6411 months ago

    I’m not going to worry even if I’m being sucked out of the fuselage after the door plug blows out. Worrying won’t help in any of these situations.

    I’d probably scream a little tho

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      2011 months ago

      That just sounds like a free ticket to go skydiving to me.

      Only redeemable once, though.

      • @_danny
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        1211 months ago

        Truly a once in a lifetime offer.

        • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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          Interestingly, that’s not always true. Supposedly there are things you can do to improve your chances of surviving a fall without a parachute, like spreading your shirt to increase drag, orienting yourself to land feet-first, knees bent, or aiming for bushes. Luck is a large part of it though.

          • @[email protected]
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            711 months ago

            I’ve literally met someone who survived a parachute failure. She mentioned something vague about a skydiving incident, so I looked her up. Turns out she literally survived hitting the ground after her parachute didn’t open. Lots of nasty injuries, some permanent, but nothing obviously debilitating.

          • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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            311 months ago

            Falling out of a plane is literally safer than falling off of a skyscraper. Because at least with skydiving, you have a chance to direct your landing and pick something that isn’t solid concrete.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 months ago

            Wasn’t there a guy falling 10 km out of a plane, landing on a pine with only minor injuries?

          • @assassin_aragorn
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            111 months ago

            I wonder if you could make a makeshift parachute by taking off your shirt. What’s unclear to me though is just how rapidly you’d decelerate, and if the force associated with that would be manageable…or rip your arms off.

            • @SpaceNoodle
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              311 months ago

              It would do nothing of consequence.

              Best you could try to do would be to flatten yourself out.

              • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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                411 months ago

                What if you’re wearing a jacket and put your hands in the pockets and spread it out?

                This is why Mythbusters needs to still be on the air

    • @[email protected]
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      1411 months ago

      I’d probably scream a little tho

      Yeah might as well. It’s funner when you put your hands up!

    • partial_accumen
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      911 months ago

      That looks like a Delta plane. Delta doesn’t fly any 737Max-9 planes. In the USA you’d need Alaska or United for that.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      But it does help to worry a bit before you are sucked out the fuselage though.

      Keeps you from getting nearer to the open hole.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        411 months ago

        That’s well past worrying, mate.

    • @[email protected]
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      011 months ago

      Worrying won’t help in any of these situations.

      That’s a rational take on something that isn’t rational. Worry is fun in that it doesn’t care about your logic.

      Example: My friend was ditched in a round of layoffs a ways back with terrible timing. He’s just moved back to the country, with a mortgage and other costs, taken in his dad to care for, and it’s close to 10k/mo of run-rate with cars and dual taxes and just family costs. I bet he still worries, even though it’s no help.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        11 months ago

        Right, which is why identifying and eliminating such behavior is preferable.

        I don’t have to engage in irrational behavior just because some stupid idea pops into my head.