• PugJesus
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      810 months ago

      Someone help me develop a drinking problem. I’m gonna need it to get through the next year.

        • Xhieron
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          410 months ago

          Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

          • @BangelaQuirkel
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            610 months ago

            Ignore other necessities and beg for drink money

          • @[email protected]
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            110 months ago

            due to the liquor laws in america, certain types of booze have very high quality standards…
            namely Vodka, Scotch, and Bourbon…
            (vodka must be made into nearly pure ethanol and then diluted, scotch must be aged 3 years in scotland… so it’s always decent, and bourbon has a bunch of fun rules too… i don’t really like bourbon though)

            the health part always makes me stop my drinking problems though… i just can’t handle it…
            getting a little tipsy consistently is possible to maintain a functioning alcoholism though… be sure to stay extra hydrated and alcohol inhibits vitamin absorption… so… whatever

        • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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          210 months ago

          “The key to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking” - Col. Tigh, Battlestar Galactica

        • HornyOnMain
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          210 months ago

          Ah that’s where I went wrong, I got stuck on step 1, thanks!

      • @robocall
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        310 months ago

        Have you considered smoking? Alcohol gives me a headache. But there’s many options on things to smoke - tobacco, weed, fentanyl, etc… /s

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        210 months ago

        I’ve tried it; it doesn’t help.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        Turn on Fox news and take a drink every time someone says something stupid. Two drinks if it’s a debunked lie. See you in 2025!

        • @numberfour002
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          210 months ago

          Odds are slim they’ll survive to 2025 drinking at that pace.