• PugJesus
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    811 months ago

    Someone help me develop a drinking problem. I’m gonna need it to get through the next year.

    • @robocall
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      311 months ago

      Have you considered smoking? Alcohol gives me a headache. But there’s many options on things to smoke - tobacco, weed, fentanyl, etc… /s

    • @[email protected]
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      211 months ago

      Turn on Fox news and take a drink every time someone says something stupid. Two drinks if it’s a debunked lie. See you in 2025!

      • @numberfour002
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        211 months ago

        Odds are slim they’ll survive to 2025 drinking at that pace.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      211 months ago

      I’ve tried it; it doesn’t help.