• @AbidanYre
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    2824 months ago

    He also yelled “I’m hit” while unloading on his own vehicle.

    • @givesomefucks
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      2794 months ago

      Same as when they think they’re doing on fentanyl…

      After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something.

      Because of this, the video also showed Hernandez complaining about feeling “weird” and shouting to his colleague that he’s been hit. It’s all very dramatic.

      Cops are constantly terrified because of their training, so they panic and mistake a panic attack for something else.

      Being a cop sucks so much (because of their own leadership and culture) that good qualified people do t want to be a cop. So we end up with these fragile snowflakes that shouldn’t be allowed to carry at all. Let alone be a cop

      • Flying Squid
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        These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them.

        If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.

        • @[email protected]
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          574 months ago

          Just so we’re clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system.

          • Snot Flickerman
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            194 months ago

            What? I always ran out of LSD and all you have to do is touch it because it’s skin permeable.

            • Flying Squid
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              144 months ago

              True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed.

              • Snot Flickerman
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                I know this, but I was responding to the idea that a drug you could touch and get high from would somehow last forever.

                • Flying Squid
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                  I know. I just felt clarification was necessary for people who don’t understand the difference.

            • @[email protected]
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              34 months ago

              That’s just because you don’t know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it.

              • @grue
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                104 months ago

                Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime!

              • ivanafterall
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                84 months ago

                Yeah, right. I don’t believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!?

                • @[email protected]
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                  44 months ago

                  We need details, dammit.

                  More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon.

                  • circuscritic
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                    54 months ago

                    Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD.

                    Synthesizing the drug isn’t the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals.

                • @[email protected]
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                  04 months ago

                  I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry…

                  Step three: make the good stuff.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don’t need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn’t making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it’s ensuring that it’s not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It’s not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield.

          • circuscritic
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            104 months ago

            Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed.

            It’s not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin.

        • @[email protected]
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          194 months ago

          Yeah… I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl.

          The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones.

          • @jaybone
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            Does fentanyl amp you up? I would think it would make you super mellow.

            • @[email protected]
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              Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn’t a black kid nearby.

              Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing.

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        good people get fired as cops because they hesitate to shoot unarmed people and won’t lie for officers doing questionable things.

      • theprogressivist
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        54 months ago

        My goodness what a fucking snowflake. Maybe you shouldn’t be in the profession if you’re “scared shitless” 99% of the time. But we all know that’s a cover for them. They love killing people.

      • Jo Miran
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        54 months ago

        …fragile snowflakes that shouldn’t be allowed to carry at all.

        Yeah but deputy tacticool has holo sights. Not wasted on him at all.

        Poor Durango.

    • Jo Miran
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      244 months ago

      “It hit my vest” and “I feel weird”. Them be signs that his fat ass has coronary artery disease. Fucking Okaloosa County. Good riddance. Don’t miss it.

    • @assassinatedbyCIA
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      Is he trying to use the South Park ‘He’s coming right for us’ defense?