minus-square@dejected_warp_corelink20•7 months agoInterviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment? Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday. Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•7 months agoInterviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
minus-square@dejected_warp_corelink3•7 months agoBoy, that career pivot to an Arasaka lap-dog would be kind of rough though: Employee Eval Form Does the employee achieve their tasks on time, and under budget? [ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [x] Always Does the employee pay attention to details? [x] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Always … Does the employee exhibit signs of cyberpsychosis on the job? [ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [x] Often [ ] Always
Time dilatation.
Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?
Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
Interviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
He’ll do it tomorrow.
Sandevistan goes brrr
Boy, that career pivot to an Arasaka lap-dog would be kind of rough though:
Employee Eval Form
[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [x] Always[x] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Always…
[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [x] Often [ ] Always