minus-square@dejected_warp_corelink20•10 months agoInterviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment? Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday. Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•10 months agoInterviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?
Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
Interviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
He’ll do it tomorrow.