• @NineMileTower
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    639 months ago

    That fact is mind blowing, but in no way is that fact fun. Hula hoops are fun.

    • pancakes
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      9 months ago

      The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        229 months ago

        There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          159 months ago

          And a 100% chance if you’re on the same half-full subway car as Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            69 months ago

            I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying ‘I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.’

            I’d make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

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              Yeah, vegans aren’t known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

              I’ll have you know, though, that while I’m a hippie in the “far left anti-authoritarian pacifist” way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                29 months ago

                Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.

                • @Viking_Hippie
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                  29 months ago

                  As in dreadlocks or have people bean known to feel dread towards your pubes?

                  I’m gonna guess “both” 🤷