• @RegalPotoo
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    1242 months ago

    This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

      • @AstridWipenaugh
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        122 months ago

        I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          62 months ago

          Well there’s your problem. You’re supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.

          • @NewAgeOldPerson
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            42 months ago

            Pretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically 😉

      • M137
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        2 months ago

        My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

        It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.