• RegalPotoo
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    This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

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        I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

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        1 year ago

        My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

        It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.