edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.

for those still refusing to get it: voting is harm reduction, see my other recent posts.

  • PugJesus
    5•8 months ago

    Can someone stop this reality? I’d like to get off and take the next one.

    • @[email protected]
      4•8 months ago

      There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

      - Douglas Adams

      Reason #42 for more funding to go towards theoretical physics.

      • FuglyDuckEnglish
        3•8 months ago

        Reason 42…. Because the universe isn’t whacky enough?

        • @[email protected]
          4•8 months ago

          PugJesus wants a re-roll on reality, and this is the only reliable way to do so. At least as far as I’m aware.

          • FuglyDuckEnglish
            4•8 months ago

            We could just, like, keep dosing him with shrooms and stuff.

            That’ll change reality,

            • @[email protected]
              2•8 months ago

              Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it’s coming up on 4am and I’m expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.

              🍄‍🟫

              I’m helping!

              - Bizarro Quinn

              • FuglyDuckEnglish
                2•8 months ago

                That sounds rough.

                Good luck with the coffee maker in the morning