• Billiam
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    659 months ago

    The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:

    • Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)

    • Two scoops

    • Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama

    • Billions and billions and billions and billions and…

    • Tiny hands

    • Accordion hands

    • The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”

    • hamberders

    • covfefe

    • Drawer full of “medication”

    • Salutes North Korean generals

    • Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”

    • Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans

    • Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans

    • Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans

    • Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”

    • 2 Corinthians

    • The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775

    • “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

    • Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)

    But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.

          • @[email protected]
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            69 months ago

            Every time I think about that, I say to myself “Yup. That’s the US President there.”

            • @CharlesDarwin
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              29 months ago

              Cue the “I’m proud to be an American…” song when you think about it.

        • Billiam
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          69 months ago

          Oh Jesus fuck, how did I forget that one?

      • Billiam
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        69 months ago

        I had “Diaper Don” on my list, but I guess I just forgot it.

    • Rentlar
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      169 months ago

      Bing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing! Your deep state software hasn’t been updated to the latest memes!

      The most recent one is “Don Poorleone” after the whole bond debacle.

      • Goku
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        59 months ago

        Oh I thought it was “deadbeat don”

      • Billiam
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        59 months ago

        I’m not updating my list until my next Sorosbux check clears. The last one took too long to arrive.

    • @[email protected]
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      109 months ago

      Do you remember that photo of his shitty combover being blown backwards where you could see the border between his skin and his clown makeup? It was circulating with some text like, “after you use Tupperware for spaghetti one time.”

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    • ObjectivityIncarnate
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      79 months ago

      But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.

      I’m clapping and crying and shitting rn

    • @JohnObvious
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      79 months ago

      I don’t think I know the two scoops one.

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        White he was occupying the White House (you know, the 75% of the time he wasn’t golfing) Trump would take two scoops of ice cream and make sure everyone else got just one scoop.

        Hence the name “Donny Two-Scoops.” Bonus point, that’s also why Jr is named “Half-Scoop.”