• Flying Squid
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    552 months ago

    Well now I’m definitely going to have to save up $10,000 for a flame-throwing robot dog.

    How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

    • @[email protected]
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      282 months ago

      The only defense against a bad guy with a flame throwing robot dog, is a good guy with a flame throwing robot dog

        • @TheOgreChef
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          112 months ago

          Believe it or not, a chaotic neutral or lawful good girl with a flame throwing robot dog. There are some nuances if you’re using Pathfinder.

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      2 months ago

      How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

      Build a tesla coil for $100.

      • Flying Squid
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        72 months ago

        What if their flame thrower range is longer than the range of my Tesla coil?

        Also, how will I get my revenge?

          • Flying Squid
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            52 months ago

            I can’t kill my neighbor who sent the flamethrower robot dog to my house with a fire extinguisher robot dog! Not without plausible deniability anyway.

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              2 months ago

              A 5 minute thing blown up to a 50 minutes action sequence with cars drawing circles in the desert and a helicopter filming infrared and tüdelü, all in 10x repeat, is a sad new high for me.

              But of course someone tested that already.

              • @[email protected]
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                2 months ago

                Well…That’s TV shows for you.
                But even better: Between each repeat would be an ad break. :)
                At least we don’t have that (premium and/or ad blocker) on youtube…

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          What if their flame thrower range is longer than the range of my Tesla coil?

          Put your Tesla coil on a long boom. Worked for pikemen.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          Make use of the only good usefully informative scene in Small Soldiers, and use a power transformer to create a city block radius EMP

        • @daltotron
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          The nice part of that is that the fire conducts along the electricity

          Edit: this was like two weeks ago but it was the other way around I am dumb