• @BrianTheeBiscuiteer
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    1135 months ago

    Yeah, uh-huh. Let me know when he has a stroke. Anything short of that and the right won’t even acknowledge that it happened. Even then they’ll say it was a liberal conspiracy to poison him.

    • @[email protected]
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      1325 months ago

      He’s had a series of mini-strokes though. We know it because he tweeted that he didn’t have them.

      • @makyo
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        345 months ago

        This reminds me of how when COVID was starting to hit the news I wasn’t at all nervous about it until he got on and said we had no reason to be nervous about it

      • Hegar
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        335 months ago

        This is 100% true and it’s so funny that I just want to cry in a corner.

    • @assembly
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      275 months ago

      They would still vote for him and say it’s a conspiracy as he’s not really dead. He’s just chilling with Elvis in a CIA bunker or something.

      • @PwnTra1n
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        105 months ago

        hanging out with jfk waiting to just come back

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          155 months ago

          Hey - hey member that time when the Qanuts all went down to Dealy Plaza to watch JFK Jr. appear back in the land of the living so he could run as VP for trump? Member?

          Oh man. Such incredible dipshits. Look! Look!

          • @CharlesDarwin
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            35 months ago

            I think the Feds should probably use facial recognition on footage of crowds like that and keep tabs. Just sayin’. If they are going to spy on Quakers and vegans, the least they could do with overreach is spy on groups that are likely tied into terrorist cells.

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              15 months ago

              And yet they don’t . . . Just the Quakers and vegans. now why would that be? Hmmmmmmm

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        5 months ago

        There would be a group that says he’s not dead, a group that says he is dead and coming back, and a group that says he’s been reincarnated.

        And then, in the far future, scientists will wonder why we switch from a lowercase t to an uppercase T.