• @SirSamuel
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    4511 months ago

    I understand some of these words

    Brb, gotta go eat a crayon

    • @[email protected]
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      There’s various technicalities of how and where Beyesian statistics apply to the world but I really interpreted it as meaning “if the world is ending then it doesn’t matter and if not then I’m up $50”. The Beyesian is just ruthlessly practical.

      • Kogasa
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        2211 months ago

        That is definitely not the joke. The joke is that the frequentist approach gives you a clearly nonsensical conclusion, because the prior probability of the sun exploding is extremely small.

      • callyral [he/they]
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        Not only that, but there’s a higher chance of the detector lying than the Sun supernova-ing, so it’s probably a false positive. Yes I did just read some paragraphs from 3–4 Wikipedia articles.

      • @SirSamuel
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        Thank you, I’ll check it out eventually

        BTW they call it Peach but it tastes like candle

  • Troy
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    3611 months ago

    Missing: any sort of physicist who will tell them both that the forward model says that the sun won’t explode for a few billion years, and so far that model hasn’t been wrong.

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      Minor correction: in a few billion years our sun will expand into its red giant death phase.

      Also: our star can’t go nova by our understanding of astrophysics. If it actually can, then we might need to throw out a lot of astrophysics, including predictions on when our star will expand.

      Also also: the odds of the dice giving double 6s is MUCH higher than our sun going nova at any point in time even if it could go nova and was overdue.

      • @[email protected]
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        2711 months ago

        That last part is what the Bayesian scientist is wagering on, it’s not missing, as op suggested

        • Neato
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          Ah, gotcha. I tried learning Bayesian probability once and failed utterly. One of the only classes I just barely passed (stat was the other). My brain just barely computes it.

          • @[email protected]
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            1311 months ago

            The intuition is exactly your argument:

            When the machine says yes it’s either because

            (1) the sun went nova (vanishingly small chance) and machine rolled truth (prob 35/36) – the joint probability of this (the product) is near zero

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            (2) sun didn’t go nova (prob of basically one) and machine rolled lie (prob 1/36) – joint prob near 1/36

            Think of joint probability as the total likelihood. It is much more likely we are in scenario 2 because the total likelihood of that event (just under 1/36) is astronomically higher than the alternative (near zero)

            I’m skipping stuff but hopefully my words make clear what they math doesn’t always

            • @steveman_ha
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              211 months ago

              That’s a solid intro! Nice.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        I think our sun can go nova. What it can’t do is supernova based on the Chandrashekhar limit

    • @Moghul
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      Isn’t our sun too small to explode at all? IIRC the sun will expand enough to engulf the earth’s orbit but will eventually shrink to a dwarf.

      • Troy
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        Too small to supernova and black hole, yes. But large enough to have a decent boom. Probably at least red giant, then a nova (explosion casting off outer layers) leaving a white dwarf remnant.

        If I’m around by then, my model of medical science progress is wrong ;)

        E: I’m wrong. That casting off of the outer gas envelope is not a nova. It’s just a death throe of some sort.

        • @Moghul
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          211 months ago

          Thanks for the update bro!

  • @Bye
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    3511 months ago

    I don’t like this comic because the frequentist statistician is operating with an effective n=1. You’d ask the detector 1000 more times, and use those results to get your answer.

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      The frequentist is unable to insert pre-conceived biases. Both will converge on the real answer if they repeat the experiment enough, but the bias being what it is, the Sun may indeed go nova on the necessary time.

    • @General_Effort
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      811 months ago

      Take it as a commentary on publication bias.

  • @[email protected]
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    1711 months ago

    I remember inserting this comic in my class paper comparing frequentist and bayesian interpretations of probability during my PhD. Aah, good times.

  • don
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    311 months ago

    “Detector! Has the sun gone nova?”

    “Calculating… results available in 9 minutes and 14 seconds.”