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And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice
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I fucking LOL’d, keeping it classy Lemmy
Stats? 🎉
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I’m relatively cute, but emotionally dead inside. 😩
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I do enjoy watching a boy struggle. 😈
Then even further instead of just fingering you can gape
Just buy a VR headset. No need for extra limbs
Biblically accurate snow angels.
I can finally take on General Kenobi.
Beware, I heard he’s a bold one!
He still has the high ground tho
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Ooh, I like that last one
Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It’s the little things like that that I miss
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We’re giving out extra arms, but spine repair is off the table.
I got greedy! 😅
Try a lid?
I appreciate your suggestion, and because you did nothing wrong, I’ve deleted each snarky reply that came out by reflex.
If you have a brand that doesn’t leak, slosh, make my coffee taste like ass, or cost a shit ton of money, I’d take that suggestion far more seriously than
Try a lid?
Because, duh.
Just use a thermos.
I can try a different kind of thermos again, why not.
Thank you, kind internet stranger.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
ETA: That came out snarkier than I had intended. This is a problem that can be solved by buying new shit and risking it not working too. I’m just an idiot and an asshole. Sorry.
I have that one. It works decently. No handle but it’s not hard to grip on the outside. You can put it in a bag without spilling coffee.
If it closes well enough that it can go in a bag or pocket, the handle doesn’t matter as much. Thanks - since I don’t go to many stores and I block as many ads as possible, I may have never known it existed.
ETA: I appreciate the suggestion and link. Something for me to look into, since I kinda do deserve nice things.
Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now
Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain
Feel strangely aroused, not sure why.
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I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Ah, general kenoby
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Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We’d both be so happy.
Wait for someone to drop in and say “hello there” before terminating them.
Doc OC?
General Grievous
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
First Gary in sales, then it’s time to take on Putin.
Don’t forget Trump, I’d be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
Hmm…soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?
Soft to start, but I reckon he’ll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick
I’d shake my own hand.
What’s stopping you from doing that right now?
A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.
That’s what double neck guitars were invented for
We can do better than that. What about dual wielding guitars?
Guitar and bass combo
And the feelin’ comin’ from my bones
Says, “Find a home” 🎶
If Michael Angelo Batio had 4 arms he’d have to up his game to an Octa-Guitar.
Finally, I don’t need to drop my drawing tablet pen to use the mouse
Perhaps learn to use a mouse or draw with the other hand. It’s rewarding.
With my current two-arm setup I constantly need one hand on the keyboard for shortcuts, and the other one on the mouse or pen tablet. 3D graphics software is punishing like that.
With four hands though, not only I shouldn’t waste time putting the pen down to pick the mouse, I’d even get the luxury of holding a cup of coffee in my fourth hand while I work!
now i can super masturbate
Seriously. Four hands is enough to hold your cock, balls, phone and a tissue!
