I’ve already ran the gamut on jokes about Dicks.

  • @LifeCoffeeGaming
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    810 months ago

    Wanker is solid. Ballbag, a personal favourite Bellend, but you may have that already. Shitebag, Scottish one Useless as a chocolate teapot

  • @[email protected]
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    510 months ago

    I was in Malaysia once and a got chatting to a guy who didn’t have the best English. He asked me for another way to say “I’m only joking” and I taught him to say “I’m only having a giraffe”, which he managed in broken English (“Having a jee raff”) I hope one day he says that to an Englishman and confuses him thoroughly.

  • @[email protected]
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    510 months ago

    Fuckwit is a traditional insult that I have found is often quickly taken into new arrivals hearts. My guess is, this is because it unites two words with very old IndoEuropean roots.

  • @wiccan2
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    410 months ago

    Numpty, plonker, twat, div, pratt

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      “Cockwomble” definitely gives off the impression of having looked up how to sound like a Brit on the internet! Big fan of smeghead though.

  • @cynar
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    410 months ago

    Introduce them to the Muppets.

    The use of “You Muppet(s)!” is one of my favourites.

    (It effectively means “Adorable/endearing idiot”)

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      I feel like if Peter Capaldi called me a Muppet I would not take it as “adorable” and more like “twat”.