HP CEO Says They Brick Printers That Use Third-Party Ink Because of … Hackers::The company says it wants to protect you from “viruses.” Experts are skeptical.

  • @RememberTheApollo
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    738 months ago

    Amazing how completely absurd things like this come out of their mouths and they expect people to believe it. Insulting is what it is. We’ve had an HP AIO printer for a decade + that is “bricked” because of their stupid DRM. I can’t even use the scanner because we have non-HP ink. Never gonna buy another HP product.

    • @grue
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      288 months ago

      That’s literally a crime. HP exceeded authorized access to your computer (specifically, the microcontroller in your printer) in order to damage it. I don’t know if the criminal complaint should be directed to the FBI or the FTC, but either way, you should file one.

    • @EdibleFriend
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      You put the wrong thing in and they take away all functionality.

      I, once again, am forced to ask…when do we start burning things?

      • @TotalFat
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        118 months ago

        HP is responsible for PC LOAD LETTER.

        Never forget…

        • @EdibleFriend
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          28 months ago

          Honestly I think a lot of people are like me. Waiting for other people to start something.

            • @EdibleFriend
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              48 months ago

              The problem is it’s hard to get away with burning down a building unless you’re part of a large mob.

              • @[email protected]
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                18 months ago

                thats because revolution takes time and preparation.

                you should organize with you fellow proletariat if thats what you want.

                • @EdibleFriend
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                  18 months ago

                  I wont deny this is me being scared to light the first match lol

      • @ripcord
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        When will you start burning things? What - specifically - would it take?

        I think that basically would be the same answer as your question.

        Edit:. Sorry, looks like you probably had this conversation already. Half of the comments look deleted on my end .

        • @EdibleFriend
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          28 months ago

          Honestly I already admitted it somewhere else. This is just me being chicken shit to fight the first match. But it will take is me being able to blend into a mob that’s already someplace.

  • @[email protected]
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    398 months ago

    So what they are saying is, their design is so terrible that a drm module can cause their printer to become a vulnerability on the network.

    Or they are just lying for profits…

    • @AA5B
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      28 months ago

      Either way, they’ve already gone beyond any level of integrity I can support. I already wasn’t buying any HP products and will continue not doing so. What else can you do?

      It unfortunate given their reputation of old. Current management is trying to milk any remnants of that reputation, but they’re not the same: just another scammy consumer products company with shitty products. Cross them off your list and let them fade. Always remember that sometime cheap or even free is just not worth it

    • VindictiveJudge
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      158 months ago

      Site won’t let me read the article, but if I remember correctly from another one of these threads, they’re saying that a hacked cartridge could be used to load malware onto the computer itself. If true, the printer itself is hilariously insecure, as are the drivers they provide.

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          Not saying it’s correct, but it would be an interesting way to make sure the printer you installed ink in had “upgraded” firmware. Make the ink carry the firmware and flash when installed…

  • Magnus Åhall
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    258 months ago

    What if they DIDN’T have a chip in the ink cartridge, and just used it as a container that could be refilled and used in every printer they made? No hacking the cartridge then.

    No, that’s crazy talk!

    • @ilinamorato
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      78 months ago

      No but see then you could get hacked through…uh…nanobots in the ink! Yeah. Real problem, totally possible, definitely happens.

  • @[email protected]
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    258 months ago

    Meanwhile, here in reality land:

    People are downgrading their firmware to ancient versions likely containing old CVEs because fuck HP and their printer cartridge mafia.

  • TurboWafflz
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    228 months ago

    It’s always so sad to see how far HP has fallen. They used to be such an innovative company and produce so many good products but then they decided to not anymore.

    • @jaybone
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      68 months ago

      I don’t know. They’ve been fucking up for a while now. At least back to the whole compaq mess.

    • @HootinNHollerin
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      28 months ago

      Their industrial 3D printers (multi jet fusion) revolutionized the market

  • @[email protected]
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    188 months ago

    Makes perfect sense. Bill Gates puts Chinese 5G into third party printer ink. It’s used to activate the spikes in vaccinations.

    • @HowManyNimons
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      38 months ago

      What gives Space Lasers their bright pure red color?

      • @extant
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        48 months ago

        Thats actually a misunderstanding the lasers aren’t any brighter but the stuff they put in the chemtrails that makes the frogs gay adds a bright glow around the laser.

        • TurtleJoe
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          48 months ago

          And the stuff they put in chemtrails are the original RNA packets that will change your DNA. The covid vaccine is what activates them.

          (But seriously, pretty much every covid vaccine conspiracy is just the chemtrail conspiracy repackaged.)

          • @extant
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            18 months ago

            Why you gotta call out the psyops groups out there, you know how hard they’re already working. There’s no time for coming up with new campaigns when the old ones work so well.

  • Valen
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    168 months ago

    So the bricking is because there are chips in the ink cartridges. And why are there chips in the cartridges? Because HP wants to charge exorbitant rates for ink.

  • @foggy
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    168 months ago

    This makes me want to spread malware through HP printers

  • @yol
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    158 months ago

    Imagine if they put engineers time and money into developing faster, lighter, printers or faster, easier to use scanners or next generation OCR software or some sort of enterprise printing solution that doesn’t make me want to throw up.

    No. Physical DRM only.

    Also, their laptops and business workstations have been quite bad in my experience.

    • @grue
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      48 months ago

      Username checks out

  • @[email protected]
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    108 months ago

    Anybody saying they “protect against viruses” in 2024 is selling something to boomers.

  • ElPussyKangaroo
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    108 months ago

    Oh. The ink is the issue. I see. My bad HP. I thought hackers hacked using software.