• @[email protected]
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    fun fact: this is called “Reductio ad absurdum” and it’s a valid strategy in debate/rethoric.

    It works great when countering stupid shit that sounds logical but really isn’t.

      • chingadera
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        Homie really thought he was gonna slip it by ye

    • @fidodo
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      131 year ago

      You can also refute it by inverting the logic. If you like milk chocolate but don’t like eating a bowl full of sugar, you like chocolate more than sugar. Curious what the name for that would be.

      • @Shapillon
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        Imho you inverted the arguments but not the logic. You’re still using the same blend of false dichotomy and ig slippery slope.

        So it would still be the same reductio ad absurdum

      • @Klear
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        211 year ago

        Only if you drink chocolate with a straw.

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      can i get a citation (since we’re debate lording) on what constitutes a “valid” argument and how this fits into that category?

    • @set_secret
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      The first statement is actully true though, there is more sugar in milk chocolate than chocolate. the others are all obviously incorrect, there is more pickles, more chicken etc.

      • @hperrin
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        251 year ago

        It’s not true. You can like a product without liking all of its ingredients in their more pure form. I like bread, but I’m not a fan of choking down handfuls of flour or yeast.

        • kase
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          but I’m not a fan of choking down handfuls of flour or yeast

          You’re missing out, but whatever. More for the rest of us!

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        231 year ago

        In cooking, the result is greater than the sum of its parts, and ingredients strength matters more than raw volume. Here’s a more direct example. You probably don’t enjoy chugging raw vanilla extract, and vanilla extract is highly concentrated in a small volume. Just because you don’t like the concentrated form and it makes up a small volume in recipes, doesn’t mean you don’t like vanilla.

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          yeah that’s a better analogy. lol @ the downvotes

      • @AA5B
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        51 year ago

        There’s also the dairy part

        • @set_secret
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          yeah but that’s the last ingredient.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        31 year ago

        No it is not true. Things can, and often are, worth more than the sum of their parts.

          • @afraid_of_zombies
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            31 year ago

            How are you not able to get this? Do you like coffee? It is 99% water.

            • @set_secret
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              i don’t understand your point. i simply pointed out that there is indeed more sugar in milk choc than chocolate. i don’t think anyone can deny sugar isn’t the first and most dominating flavour of milk chocolate. sure it hasa choc after-taste. The other examples were silly because they all referenced things that didn’t have the dominant flavour or indeed the dominant ingredient they were attempting to mock.

              Why you and apparently 19 others are butt hurt about the fact milk choc is mostly sugar both ingredient wise and flavour wise is frankly bizarre to me.

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      If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

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        I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

  • @[email protected]
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    561 year ago

    If you like the comment about the chicken more than the post about the chocolate, you like the roast more than the meat.

  • Waldowal
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    471 year ago

    If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

  • @hperrin
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    411 year ago

    If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.

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    If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

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    371 year ago

    If you love to drink coffee, but don’t like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.

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      111 year ago

      I dont like coffee, i recently “discovered” drinking plain hot water during winter and its incredibly soothing.

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        It is good, and I sometimes drink it myself, but remember to be careful if drinking hot water outside in autumn or early winter.

        If a leaf falls from a tree and lands in your cup, you’ll have discovered Tea - and last time that happened, some folk from a tiny island ended up with an empire covering half the planet.

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          I never actually thought about how tea was discovered, and my new headcanon is that some weird person was just drinking hot water, some leaves fell in their cup, and they were too lazy to just get some clean water

          • @afraid_of_zombies
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            41 year ago

            As a wise man once said

            You can eat anything if it is fried

            I just assumed someone desperate figured if they could boil this stuff it might be food.

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            I want to know who the hell invented nettle tea. Like, let’s try putting the stinging leaves in water and ingesting them.

  • @[email protected]
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    If you love table salt, but don’t like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.

    • kase
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      If you love table salt but don’t lick it directly off the floor, you actually like table more than salt

  • Dharma Curious
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    This is why i exclusively eat baker’s chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I’m not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.

    • Ann Archy
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      What about your bodily fluids? What about ANY of our bodily fluids?

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    Uh… No. I like milk more than cacao. You don’t need sugar for milk chocolate. You can get unsweetened milk chocolate in the baking aisle. That’s what I use for chocolate chip cookies or if I plan on making a sauce.

    I also just happen to have a bar of 90% cacao dark and a milk chocolate bar from the same brand (chocolate xoxo) on hand, and they both have 14g of sugar.

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    If you like vanilla ice cream, but don’t like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.

    • @PopcornTin
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      A bag? I just rip the leaves off a tree and suck on 'em.

    • @fidodo
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      21 year ago

      The original statement isn’t wrong, it’s just not actually interesting and just trying to sound smart.