• Jaysyn
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    11310 months ago

    She apparently couldn’t be satisfied by legally stealing from people in her day job.

    • @sramder
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      4310 months ago

      Clinical strength kleptomania really is the only thing that explains Wells Fargo. 

  • edric
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    5710 months ago

    She forgot she wasn’t at work anymore.

    • @winky9827b
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      Nah she just likes to take work home with her. Doesn’t have to be her work, clearly.

  • Anti-Face Weapon
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    It’s honestly probably kleptomania. It’s a serious problem for a lot of people, and there’s no way this woman needs to shoplift, she could probably afford everything she steals.

    • @[email protected]
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      I liked to steal stuff when I was a kid, but when I did, I always felt extremely guilty and gave the stuff back.

      What I did was develop a career in IT Security over the last two decades. I can “steal stuff” and get paid to do it. Kind of. (It’s not malicious nor is it glamorous.)

    • @SendMePhotos
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      When I was a teen, it was the challenge/thrill. Not saying I stole but saying if I had… This would have been why.

      • GladiusB
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        I did it to just see if I could. It was 30 years ago. But we stole t shirts or magazines. Nothing horribly expensive. It was “can we get away with this?”

  • @frunch
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    4510 months ago

    I actually kinda feel bad for this lady. I mean, i know–she works for WF, they’re an evil company–so some sort of cosmic justice may apply… but i just can’t help but wonder what life must be like when you legit have that kind of disorder. There’s no plausible reason for the behavior–even she herself apparently recognizes that. From the article: “When asked why she repeatedly shoplifts when she has a good job, Weiss reportedly said she just didn’t have an answer.”

    • @NateNate60
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      2210 months ago

      Maybe when your job is to sit in a glass office overseeing a couple dozen cubicle workers and your day consists of using various Microsoft Office products, useless meetings, and answering phone calls, this is the only excitement she’s able to get.

  • @afraid_of_zombies
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    2510 months ago

    Didn’t she get to steal enough from customers at work? Dude, leave the office in the office.

  • @Illuminostro
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    2110 months ago

    “Woman Who Works In Finance Likes To Steal.”

    Sounds about right.

  • Yer Ma
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    1810 months ago

    $160… So like a pant and some beach towels?

    • Ghostalmedia
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      1210 months ago

      She stole $1281 of stuff over multiple shopping trips.

      Target can ID faces and track thefts across multiple store trips.

      • @[email protected]
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        2110 months ago

        One thing that any would be shoplifter should take away from this is NEVER steal from Target. Target waits and tallies up what a person has shoplifted until that dollar value exceeds what is required to charge them with felony theft, in Florida‘s case a dollar value greater than 750, and then has that person arrested.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        I’ve heard that target waits until you hit some amount that makes it a felony then busts you hard

        Which basically means you can steal from target, but only once.

        • Ghostalmedia
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          410 months ago

          Yeah, there is usually a dollar amount that you need to hit in order for charges to actually be meaningful in a number of states. For example, in CA you need to steal over $950 for a judge to have the option to make it a felony. If it’s under $950 it’s a slap on the wrist.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      610 months ago

      In each instance, Weiss allegedly fills a shopping cart with hundreds of dollars in merchandise, then scans and pays for a few items to generate a receipt she can show to a store associate as she walks out.

    • @agent_flounder
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      610 months ago

      Not even a pair of pants just a pant lol

    • Doubletwist
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      210 months ago

      How much could a banana possibly cost?

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    Something similar happened in Albuquerque recently with a doctor/medical executive. She has a salary of almost $300k a year. It’s unclear what makes people do this - entitlement? Greed? For thrills? I can say though from experience running a small independent retail art supply store, the people who stole from us the most were well-off women who were otherwise good customers. It seemed like they thought they were entitled to a “special discount”, like they resented that we consistently made money from them and didn’t offer special deals.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        510 months ago

        Does it matter? I thought the standard is “knowing right from wrong” in terms of mental illness defense.

        • @[email protected]
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          It can. We has a local here who had some kind of compulsion to throw rocks (big ones) off of overpasses at cars.

          He knew it was wrong, and the guilt evidently fucked with him a lot, but he also couldn’t stop himself. Eventually he had to turn himself in and hope the state didn’t execute him or something.

        • @agent_flounder
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          410 months ago

          I think?

          But I was simply providing one possible answer for the person above wondering, “what makes people do this?”

        • @ABCDE
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          Of course it does.

      • squiblet
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        I suppose it could be some compulsive thing, but I doubt that everyone stealing like that has a bonafide mental disorder.

  • DunkinCoder
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    1810 months ago

    I’m surprised that more people don’t know not to FAFO involving Target. When a company has a lab that’s sophisticated enough where LEOs ask for assistance on unrelated investigations, that’s never a good sign.

  • finthechat
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    When asked why she repeatedly shoplifts when she has a good job, Weiss reportedly said she just didn’t have an answer.

    Well she won’t have a good job anymore. Loooooooooool.

    • @cm0002
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      This is Wells Fargo we’re talking about, she’s getting a promotion and allowances to work from home jail :/

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      710 months ago

      You kidding? This is exactly the kind of go-getter that meshes with Wells Fargo’s principles.

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    Do what you love for a living and you’ll never work a day in your life. 🌈

    Woman who loves to steal:

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      210 months ago

      and you’ll never work a day in your life.

      Well, she’s probably unemployed now, so that tracks.

  • @teamevil
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    1010 months ago

    This is a problem having cashiers would solve.

  • @RGB3x3
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    810 months ago

    It took me a good while, but I FINALLY figured out who this woman looks like.

    It’s absolutely Martha Kelly.

    She played the drug dealer boss in Euphoria.

    • @Flying_Hellfish
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      She also played Martha in Baskets, and I also thought that was her at first glance.