• @Gradually_Adjusting
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    4210 months ago

    Hey, until you’ve had a beer in the shower don’t talk shit. It rules

    • Scott
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      810 months ago

      I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it’s great!

      • @Coreidan
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        010 months ago

        Sounds a lot like alcoholism

        • @[email protected]
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          1110 months ago

          Like any substance use, it depends.

          Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process

          If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices

        • Scott
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          210 months ago

          I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles, but on occasion I will take a drink with me into the shower after a long day, should try it.

          • @Coreidan
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            110 months ago

            I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles

            Glad to hear it! Addiction sucks. I’ve seen it destroy far too many lives.

            How do you prevent water from going into your beverage?

            • Scott
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              210 months ago

              Never had an addiction, I just don’t drink much because it fucks up my digestive system.

              I also keep a 64oz water bottle at my side.

              • @Coreidan
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                110 months ago

                Sorry didn’t mean to imply you did. I just mean alcohol sucks and it can lead to bigger problems.

                I stopped drinking as well because it gave me gastro issues. I believe it’s poison and any amount causes damage.

    • @permik
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      29 months ago

      That’s just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D

    • @UsernameIsTooLon
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      10 months ago

      Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      910 months ago

      Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

      • @bfg9k
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        710 months ago

        Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.

        Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

      • KingJalopy
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        210 months ago

        I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long

        • @aelwero
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          310 months ago

          I vape in the shower every morning. I’ve also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)

    • @800XL
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      1910 months ago

      That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        1310 months ago

        Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

        Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

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          • Flying SquidOPM
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            410 months ago

            I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.

            That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.

            • @800XL
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              210 months ago

              But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.

              • Flying SquidOPM
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                110 months ago

                Especially since they got the skin off my ass.

                • @800XL
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                  210 months ago

                  Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.

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      • @TexasDrunk
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        510 months ago

        It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            110 months ago

            That’s why I swapped to special blend before I quit. I get it.

      • @Godric
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        210 months ago

        Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

        • @800XL
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          210 months ago

          Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.

      • @yumpsuit
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        110 months ago

        And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.

        • @800XL
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          29 months ago

          Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.

    • Scott
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      210 months ago

      The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol

  • @TexasDrunk
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    2310 months ago

    That’s pretty obviously a Texan’s shower. The Buc-ee’s lighter is a giveaway. However, that’s a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

    I’m very concerned about that person’s mental health.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        210 months ago

        Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there’s one in Florida but I haven’t been there.

  • @[email protected]
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    1710 months ago

    You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.

  • key
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    1710 months ago

    Hey, I stick to snuff when I’m in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 months ago

    I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

    I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

  • TomMasz
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    1210 months ago

    In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

    How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

    • @chiliedogg
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      1010 months ago

      The shower is in the back seat.

    • @AeonFelis
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      410 months ago

      They don’t make showers that big. Not even public showers.