But then the recent passing of Henry Fambrough definitely made me think of it.

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      LETS GO

      not gon do what they told ya

      not gon do what they told ya

      not gon do what they told ya

      NOT GON DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

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        I imagine by the end of the song, they’ll be begging for me to stop, so “fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me” would hit extra hard.

  • @frickineh
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    Don’t Stop Me Now. It’s a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.

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    Ghetto Boys - Still

    I’d treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

    • @CM400
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      Back up in your ass with the resurrection…

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      How about the opening solo from Freebird, but a slow-mo fight scene?

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    Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas’ nuts.

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    I’m going to go with “banana phone” by Raffi … No one will ever forget it.

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      THEY’VE GOT ALAN WRENCHES GERBIL FEEDERS TOILET SEATS ELECTRIC HEATERS

      • konalt
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        TRASH COMPACTORS JUICE EXTRACTORS SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS

  • NielsBohron
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    Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80’s.

    That said, he’s had it coming for at least a decade, and I’ll take my shot. Even if I lose, it’s a fight worth fighting.

    Soundtrack: “Ju$t” by Run the Jewels, “Sleep Now in the Fire” by RATM

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      I’d pay-per-view the fuck out of this. If ppv is still a thing?

      I’d stand as your second / corner man and would hire someone to fuck up Thomas’s people so they can’t throw in the towel. so let it go a few rounds. make it really hurt lol

      damn good choices.

    • @Tyfud
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      Great song choices

      • NielsBohron
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        “Mastered economics, cuz you took yourself from squalor (slave)”

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    Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I’m think it’s already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.

    Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.

    Then the music starts, it’s the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.