• @AgentGrimstone
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    4811 months ago

    You can’t just use your local shopping plane to travel across the state. That would be so embarrassing!

        • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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          1011 months ago

          Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

          • kase
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            411 months ago

            It’s software, as in “wear.” It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

            Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

            • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              • kase
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                811 months ago

                I adore you.

        • @ikidd
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          111 months ago

          What if I wanted to anyway?

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          At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

          now I want to see him walking everywhere instead of driving a car, I want to see him live in a 700 ft² apartment that he doesn’t own and never will own. I want to see him working three jobs a day just to get by but still not able to pay all of his bills. And I want him to eat bugs every time his body needs protein.

            • @LemmyKnowsBest
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              111 months ago

              Really? Why do I vividly remember seeing him drink it? It really is a vivid memory in my head. And I think about it periodically.

                • @LemmyKnowsBest
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                  111 months ago

                  I dunno just random thoughts triggered by whatever else is happening around me or whatever else is going on in my head. I’m sure we all have moments like this 10,000 times a day in which you think of something that is stored in your memory for any reason or no particular reason at all, we all have brains that store memories and retrieve them. That’s just how brains work.

  • @ohlaph
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    2111 months ago

    I’m here for this. Please keep them coming.

      • @[email protected]
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        Nah, we can go deeper, much deeper.

        Like get a plane to get from her bed to her plane, so she can go to her plane at the airport.

        I’m waiting until Taylor’s toothbrush will use a plane to scrub her teeth.

      • Lycerius
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        011 months ago

        I want one with her going from her seat on her plane to the onboard bathroom, in a plane…

    • @T00l_shed
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      3411 months ago

      Taking her plane to get to her plane.

    • hannes3120
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      She publicly supported biden and now gets the full attention of trump supporters and russian trolls throwing shit at her to damage her public image similar to what they did with Clinton.

      Single handedly made right-wing people care about plane emissions…

      • @[email protected]
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        1711 months ago

        lol fuck off. It has nothing to do with Trump. Fuck her for going after people tracking her plane. We did the same with Musk

        • hannes3120
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          511 months ago

          Then why did the whole thing only start a couple of weeks ago when there are articles about her problematic flying habit for years?

          • @[email protected]
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            Because she recently said she was going to sue the person tracking her plane. Idk I kind of think we should hold billionaires accountable for being shitty people.

      • @Venat0r
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        1111 months ago

        They don’t care about the emissions, it’s the hypocrisy that they think is the worst part.

        • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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          1511 months ago

          They don’t care about the hypocrisy, it’s the being opposed to Trump that they think is the worst part.

          • @Tangent5280OP
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            011 months ago

            I was going to type out a rebuttal and how shitty even assuming that about me was, but then I deleted the whole thing to instead tell you I have only deep contempt for you.

        • htrayl
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          611 months ago

          They don’t care about hypocrisy any other time.

          • @Tangent5280OP
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            111 months ago

            I repost shitposts bruh I’m not smart enough to make political statements.

        • @[email protected]B
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          211 months ago

          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          hypocrisy

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • @Duamerthrax
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          011 months ago

          I care about the emissions. Taylor Swift’s father is a retired stockbroker from Merrill Lynch. The only reason she’s famous is because her father paid for all her opportunities. There is no such thing as a liberal elite. They’re just marketing to a demography.

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      Someone made a public tracker with a 24 hour delay(for her safety) for her private jet usage. She got mad and using or trying to sue the guy who did it. She’s of of those “Rules for thee, but not me” types.

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        The main reason people make these memes about her is that she uses her private a lot. Apparently she used it for a 13-minute flight that would have been 30 minutes by car.

        • @Duamerthrax
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          211 months ago

          Any use of a private plane is a lot. I hope all these rich bastards get their planes tracked.

      • @Tangent5280OP
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        511 months ago

        Kind of stupid, even the delay, because anyone who wanted to and had the ability to hurt her would definitely not be depending on some college kid’s hobby project.

  • @byroon
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    1411 months ago

    Kill all billionaires. Swift, Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, the ones you’ve never heard of, etc, etc

  • @son_named_bort
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    1111 months ago

    I mean, with the size of some airports it feels like you need a plane to get to your plane.

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    Aw man, is Taylor the new Brittney?

    Is she the next one to be sacrificed like in that episode of South Park….?