• @BradleyUffner
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    208 months ago

    Untrue. My partner and I are both raccoons.

  • @MrJameGumb
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    178 months ago

    But I don’t own a dishwasher… 😰

  • flicker
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    78 months ago

    I am both. So is my partner.

    We have ADHD.

    On the plus side, neither of us judges the other if we come across a task poorly done.

  • @xpinchx
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    78 months ago

    I’m either depending on my mood.

  • @I_Fart_Glitter
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    78 months ago

    I find that if the racoon people are tasked with unloading the dishwasher on a regular basis they slowly but surely learn why we don’t set glasses face up or tupperware in with lid firmly sealed. I do step in to check that the sprayer arms aren’t blocked though as that is a one and done for the motor.

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
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        18 months ago

        Oh, is it? We had one break that way when I was a kid (in the 80s) and I was told it was the motor. I haven’t looked into it since. We just used the dishwasher as a dish cupboard after that and had to hand wash until that house was sold. Lol.

  • @Aceticon
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    58 months ago

    I don’t think “stacking” is the appropriate verb for how the high-on-meth raccoon types do it.

    “Shove”, maybe “pile”, possibly “throw”.

    • @Tantheiel
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      18 months ago

      I have never felt more vindicated or called out before.

  • @Psythik
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    48 months ago

    How lucky are you to live in a house where somebody other than you does the dishes.

    • @wahming
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      28 months ago

      You may not feel that way if you’re the Scandinavian architect

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    38 months ago

    That poses the question, which one are you, Coley? Because you don’t look like a Scandinavian architect to me…

    • @Raiderkev
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      68 months ago

      False. U clearly don’t live with one of the methed out coon gang. My wife puts measuring cups and similarly shaped / sized items in tf upside down so they just get filled with sediment water and grossness. Do better raccoons. Do better.

    • IninewCrow
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      28 months ago

      Clean often enough to avoid food poisoning or gastrointestinal problems.

      • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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        -18 months ago

        Bro my dishes are physically clean before they even go in the dishwasher. As long as the dishwasher has soap and hot water my shits clean.

        • IninewCrow
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          88 months ago

          We don’t have a dishwasher so everything is by hand. My complaint is with my wife who is great at many things but doing dishes properly is not one of them. I love her dearly but she’s the kind of person that will see a bowl that looks clean on the counter and place it back in the cabinet with all the clean ones … without remembering that we had used it for chips and it was lined with potato chip grease. I find plates, bowls, spoons, forks like this at least once a week and it drives me nuts.

          • @bitwaba
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            78 months ago

            Sounds like her problem isn’t ‘doing the dishes’. It’s ‘not doing the dishes’.

          • @9point6
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            48 months ago

            Hell, just leaving it where it is for whoever is going to actually clean it is better than that!

            If it looks clean and is on the drying rack it can go back in the cupboard

            Regardless of if it looks clean, if it isn’t on the drying rack or in the cupboard, it needs washing again.

            I’d go insane if my partner was putting dirty stuff back in the cupboards like that.

          • @[email protected]
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            08 months ago

            solution could maybe be designating a staging area for dirty dishes so theres less ambiguity

  • @iAvicenna
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    38 months ago

    confirmed, I am the racoon