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      1 year ago

      And a 100% chance if you’re on the same half-full subway car as Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

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        I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying ‘I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.’

        I’d make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

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          1 year ago

          Yeah, vegans aren’t known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

          I’ll have you know, though, that while I’m a hippie in the “far left anti-authoritarian pacifist” way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁