• IninewCrow
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    9 months ago

    “ah these great panels … a little bump of the ship and this thing will just explode with sparks and glass into my face … and seatbelts … who the hell would want seatbelts”

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      289 months ago

      Don’t leave out the rocks.

        • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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          159 months ago

          I’ve always wondered why LCARS panels have all that current running to them. It’s like they were invented by Doc Brown, who just defaults to 1.21 gigawatts for everything, on a visit to the 24th century.

      • @theangryseal
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        79 months ago

        Wesley’s rock collection. Dat what dat is.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    159 months ago

    “I could fire torpedoes and no one can stop me. Heh”

    • @samus12345
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      49 months ago

      Especially the little squares of it they wedged under the seats to keep them from wobbling.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    69 months ago

    Why don’t they install fuzes in-between the power source and the control panels? It would certainly have saved a lot of lives.

    • @Blue_Morpho
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      79 months ago

      Explosives are installed in command consoles so they are the first to die in a conflict. Keeps commanders from being trigger happy.

    • @NewAgeOldPerson
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      59 months ago

      I seem to recall there is a whole lot of details around this on another post somewhere out there in the universe. Hopefully a better mind can point to it.