• mommykink
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    837 months ago

    That’s not a child’s handwriting

    • @beerclue
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      197 months ago

      Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))

      • @isthingoneventhis
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        137 months ago

        noooooo lol that’s adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they’re past 4-5th grade if they’re regularly encouraged to practice. The “neat” student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.

        • mommykink
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          57 months ago

          The “R” in mushroom is what gave it away. No child in the history of reproduction has written one like that.

        • @fastandcurious
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          7 months ago

          laughs in asian

          Kids would be hanged if they wrote like that in 5th grade, atleast mentally, funny thing is everyone stops caring as you get older, so all that practice was just a waste of time

          • @isthingoneventhis
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            17 months ago

            When I was growing up my teachers told me I had to learn good cursive because all of my collage papers would be hand written in it for context. So I know the feeling maybe lol. It’s really shocking how absolutely garbage kids are at writing now, at least where I am anyways.

    • IndiBrony
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      87 months ago

      “I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    7 months ago

    I’ve seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I’m just like “what men have more than the one hole for these?” I really wanna see a dude with 2 buttholes. That’d be neat.

    • Nfamwap
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      67 months ago

      You’re not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?

    • @Apeman42
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      47 months ago

      Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.

  • zeet
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    47 months ago

    Missing the apostrophe

    • Baŝto
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      67 months ago

      Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s