• no bananaOP
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    10 months ago

    These are my ingredients. Any ideas?

    • NoFuckingWaynado
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      2110 months ago

      Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

      • @[email protected]
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        910 months ago

        Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.

    • @PoopSpiderman
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      1010 months ago

      I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    810 months ago

    You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

    • @hperrin
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      310 months ago

      That’s my kind of pig.

  • @[email protected]
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    710 months ago

    Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.

      • @Agent641
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        110 months ago

        The noses make it smell good

    • @lightnegative
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      210 months ago

      Beef?

      In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain

    • no bananaOP
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      410 months ago

      As long as I can wear my jants

      • @Agent641
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        10 months ago

        Psychologist: Denim fridge isn’t real, it can’t hurt you!

        Jridge:

        (This is not AI, its real)

  • @taanegl
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    310 months ago

    The glizzy fridge, or; the glidge.