• @Klear
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    1677 months ago

    Serves her right for saying “Ni”

      • @dumpsterlid
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        97 months ago

        I thought we were supposed to bring a herring? It was a fish right? Fuck did I bring the wrong fish again? These assholes won’t let me get through the forest to sell my fruit at the market and the amount of fetchquests they have sent me on is reallly starting to drive me crazy.

        • @uid0gid0
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          77 months ago

          You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

          • @dumpsterlid
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            37 months ago

            &$@*****FUU$???111GRRRRR

            I kick over the entire fruit cart in frustration

            A moment passes and all of a sudden I say with a satisfied smile “You know, I have always wanted to do that… does that make me a bad fruit seller?”.

  • @[email protected]
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    1187 months ago

    Holy shit that armor and poleaxe are shockingly historically accurate.

    Talk about going the extra mile!

    • Ann Archy
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      Except the woman inside.

        • Ann Archy
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          -147 months ago

          There was indeed that one time.

          What was the second time?

            • Ann Archy
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              Ok, now name ten thousand male knights in armor.

                • Ann Archy
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                  Neat! How many of those are women in medieval armor?

                  Just, you know, women were not eligible for knighthood throughout medieval times.

                  Is this you arguing that female knights were as common as male knights? I’m just checking what we’re arguing here exactly.

                  If so, how many female warriors at all took part in:

                  A) The Napoleonic wars

                  B) Alexander the Great’s conquest

                  C) The Battle of Kadesh

                  Are we arguing that women were always as violent as men and were never excluded or subsumed in society since the dawn of literally “man”? Is that what we’re doing?

              • Rentlar
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                47 months ago

                Are you really doing the “oh, so you like Beyblade? Name every character from the animated series” kind of knowledge quiz? Come on, bud. I know you can be better than that.

                • Ann Archy
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                  07 months ago

                  Gee, hun, why don’t you take it with the management, huh! wink

                  Fucking sexist AND hypocritical piece of shit.

  • @rockSlayer
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    747 months ago

    Wine, pizza, and hanging out in comfy pajamas? That would get anyone.

    • Ann Archy
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      87 months ago

      THE CUDDLIES! GIVE THEM!

  • Hjalmar
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    687 months ago

    The artist did a really good job, all of the characters look super cute. The would easily have got me

    • @paddirn
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      -77 months ago

      But how does it protect her breasts if they’re not greatly accentuated by the armor? Surely decades of fantasy artwork haven’t been lying to us.

      • @[email protected]
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        317 months ago

        Not sure I’m getting your point but in my book, anyone can wear the suit of armour they want to Mario Kart night.

          • @paddirn
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            107 months ago

            I was actually, that’s weird, must’ve misclicked or something.

          • @[email protected]
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            27 months ago

            I was even more confused by that, because I couldn’t even see the comment they were trying to reply to. I only saw it when I tried to read the post directly from lemmy.world.

            I think my instance must be filtering comments from lemmynsfw.com

            • ✺roguetrick✺
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              27 months ago

              LIkely just defederated. I think many instances are defederated with lemmynswf.

  • @[email protected]
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    247 months ago

    sometimes there’s nothing better than a 10 dollar costco pizza and a 9 dollar bottle of wine

  • Ann Archy
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    227 months ago

    Not credible. The nymphs in the background would be making out in real life.