• @ramenshaman
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          You’re not wrong but she could have anyone she wants. Especially me.

  • Margot Robbie
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    Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?

    • @[email protected]
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      Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.

      But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?

      You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.

      Tsk tsk.

      • Margot Robbie
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        You got me!

        To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.

    • @[email protected]
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      It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself

      • Margot Robbie
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        That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.

        • @edgemaster72
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          You seem to know an awful lot about this subject, like you have personal experience or something…

  • @aeronmelon
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    468 months ago

    You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

  • @Son_of_dad
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    Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, in every photo.

    • FenrirIII
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      Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.

    • @xilophor
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      you also have 6 fingers? apparently I have 6 brain cells

    • qprimed
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      no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      Why can’t I just find a girl with 17 fingers like in the pictures?

  • Lad
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    108 months ago

    It’s ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal

  • @son_named_bort
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    Oh, that’s where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.

  • don
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    Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?

  • @thorbot
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    Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike

  • @LeroyJenkins
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    honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.