• @PlasticExistence
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      308 months ago

      You’ve never read the Bible until you’ve read it in the original Klingon

    • @[email protected]
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      The old testament makes a lot more sense and is considerably more palatable if you read just the text separated into their sources. Basically all of the crazy and deplorable shit comes from the “Priestly Source” that was added in to justify the priesthood and their existence or Deuteronomist Source that was added during the exile

  • JackGreenEarth
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    348 months ago

    “The difference between science and religion is that if all knowledge in both were to disappear, science would rediscover the lost knowledge”

    • @[email protected]
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      While true, what I don’t like about this quote is that it’s self evident to atheists and incomprehensible or just wrong to believers, changing no minds at all.

    • Maeve
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      Afawk, every known religion in the world is some variation of the ancient Sumerian religion. Yhwh* was a storm god and supposedly the Elohim were more peaceful, hence the Jekyll -Hyde personality of the OT god, trying to reconcile the two into one, although it’s been suggested “Elohim” are plural.

      *I didn’t think there was a more horrible autocorrect than iOS until I returned to Android.

      • @Contramuffin
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        I think you’re referring to Abrahamic religions. The mythology of, say, Japan is distinctly their own. But yes, to my understanding, Islam is derived from Christianity, and Christianity is derived from Judaism, and Judaism is derived from Yahwism.

        Yahweh was a warrior-storm god, which is why apparently a lot of his curses are carried out via storms or floods. And also why he was very warlike. Then Yahweh eventually got merged with El over time, who was the kind, wise father god of the pantheon. Apparently you can still figure out which parts of the Bible came from which god by looking at if the Biblical god was referred to as Yahweh or Elohim. Apparently there was another storm god from a nearby mythology named Baal, and instead of merging into 1 god, they ended up becoming rival ideologies, which is why the devil ended up being named after Baal (Beelzebub).

        Anyways, Yahwism is kinda wild. Yahweh had a goddess wife at some point and then people just kinda forgot about her

        • Maeve
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          Hey, thanks so much for a detailed reply. YT isn’t always or even often the best source, but I did watch a lot of YouTube videos on the subject because I tend to get fixated on weird things. It wasn’t esoterica channel that gave* me the information about every known religion being some variation of the ancient Sumerian religion. I’m sorry I can’t remember which channels, but they did seem to be somewhat credible.

          I do see where I failed at punctuation, paragraphs, and clarity in referencing yhwh and Elohim. Even a simple “for example” prefacing the reference would have been more clear! I really need to pay more attention to these things, and order my thoughts more, before writing.

          Thank you again for your kind reply.

          *Edited, because autocorrect seems very much to be devolving, on the two major handheld devices available in the USA, or intent on vexing me.

        • Maeve
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          Nevermind, I see what happened, with another reply to my comment. Thanks again for your kindness! D’oh

      • @[email protected]
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        There are plenty of known religions that share no significant similarity with Sumerian beliefs, ie basically every First Nation/Native American religious system. People have been in the Americas longer than Sumer existed.

        And thats just stuff I’m even vaugely familiar with. I’d wager 0% of Subsaharan African religions, aborigional, and probably most Asian religious beliefs don’t have any Sumerian influence.

        • @captainlezbian
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          Yeah, Sumerian religions have had a massive impact on world religions given Sumeria’s location in Mesopotamia and being the home to the first permanent settlements in the Eurasian continent. But as you say there are places they didn’t reach.

          Though it’s particularly interesting what spreads and how. Enki was one of the most important gods to Mesopotamia, and that makes sense, but he didn’t spread nearly as far as aspects of Inanna who was regularly reimagined as she found her way to new cultures such as as Cybele in Rome.

        • Maeve
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          This is all I need: another fixation right before I’m about to be incredibly busy for some months. Paleo American you say? They had developed, organized religion, you say? Thanks!

  • Rhynoplaz
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    “And then Jesus stood up to speak before his disciples but Alas he realized that he had not worn pants to school, and his teacher was Will Smith for some reason.”

  • @[email protected]
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    258 months ago

    If you destroyed all science books and knowledge, in a few generations they would all be rewritten.

    If you destroyed all religions, in a few generations you’d have completely new religions.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      A few generations? I think you’re massively underestimating the combined effort required to get us to where we are now. Our society is built upon thousands of years of discoveries and progress.

      • @exanime
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        I think you are missing the point

        • @[email protected]
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          There’s nothing wrong with correcting people even if they understand the point. Especially with so huge of an error.

  • @baldingpudenda
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    Mormons: lol. Dreams? No. It’s seer stones and gold tablets secretly placed for exactly these types of situations.

  • @Mango
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    Let’s test this.

  • Jaysyn
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    I mean, that’s where that bullshit came from to start with.

  • Binthinkin
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    I had this gf that I thought was smart until she told me she hadn’t read any of the books in her library and would just sleep with them under her pillow to get the information needed.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      That would be a neat trick.

      But unless she blends them with skimmed milk and drinks them for breakfast, she won’t learn much. I hope you told her.

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    If we destroy in an irreversible way and a new one appears, we will have no way to compare it. If we save a hash of the content, will it still respawn ?

    If we have a hash that can verify if the text is the same, would it even be irreversible since we can generate random text until we have a match ?

    Also, what if we erased a page ? will a dude dream with it, or will it only reaper on total destruction ? If it doesn’t respawn, can we keep only a page and keep it from respawning ?

    If we throw the last copy into space, will it respawn ? The copy still exists, but it’s unlikely anyone will be able to read it.

    If we rewrite it, adding more text between the words, we will still have the same text, but we won’t be able to distinguish between the original words or the added ones, rendering it unusable ?

    • @SkyezOpen
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      Behold, a person of science.