• There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pinky Pie’s Party Punch binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff soon enough.

    • @zourn
      link
      1810 months ago

      Not quite strong enough to be Everclear. 95% packs a helluva punch.

  • @MrJameGumb
    link
    2610 months ago

    80% alcohol? That’s like 160 proof! You would probably be better off using it to clean automotive parts or to set something on fire lol

    • @notaviking
      link
      2210 months ago

      Pinky pie’s pink punch is great to party with friends and if you add polystyrene, it makes a hell of a Molotov cocktail to overthrow the government

      • flicker
        link
        1210 months ago

        The Anatchist’s Cookbook strikes again.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
    link
    fedilink
    2310 months ago

    Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple juice and the 180-proof grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors.
    — Wikipedia

    The article notes that despite poisonous additives to deter sailors from bleeding the torpedos to get smashed, the enlisted would take the risk and then work out ways to filter out the additives.

    Pinkie Pie is just a recent incarnation of an old god.

    • Ghostalmedia
      link
      English
      1410 months ago

      I was not wondering that. But thanks anyway.

    • Cyrus Draegur
      link
      fedilink
      English
      210 months ago

      i may not have been wondering but i’m pleased to see that it goes somewhere regardless, even if it’s kind of unrelated ^^

  • @RizzRustbolt
    link
    2110 months ago

    Pinkie, you’re drinking rubbing alchohol.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    410 months ago

    I was so hoping this was a real thing. 😩 Then I saw the Hasbro label and knew they would never endorse this.