• @[email protected]
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      378 months ago

      Yea but I guess “The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you.” is a little too on the nose.

  • @molten
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    378 months ago

    Why font change?

    • @TotallynotJessica
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      68 months ago

      You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You’re a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

      Regardless, definitely not me 🙃

    • @[email protected]
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      788 months ago

      I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

      • stebo
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        118 months ago

        what’s wrong with “super cool pic” lol

        • @[email protected]
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          428 months ago

          It isn’t flirty, “super cool” sounds like she’s taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. “Hot” is a good start, or something like “wow”, or “omg” or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

          The recovery was actually pretty good though, it’s funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, “In my defense I’ve heard people can’t make words good when they’re extremely horny, so please take that into account”.

          • stebo
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            228 months ago

            I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol

            • @[email protected]
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              78 months ago

              Maybe, “the blood rushed out of my head” would be a better line? Idk I’m not good at flirting

  • @iAvicenna
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    168 months ago

    sounds like what a pole dancer’s line manager would say