• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    258 months ago

    Is this saying that tossing salad causes or prevents ass-cancer?

        • @ZagamTheVile
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          388 months ago

          I mean, there’s a lot of stuff that isn’t fun that kills you too.

          • @Chestnut
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            248 months ago

            Why is it that everything kills you

            I wish I was never born with this weak ass homeostasis

        • @robolemmy
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          88 months ago

          But not everything that kills you is fun

      • @gibmiser
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        128 months ago

        I am going to laugh so goddamn hard if this turns out to be true

        • @[email protected]
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          8 months ago

          This is off-topic but it reminded me of something…

          What was that disease (bad open sores or something?) that was almost exclusively found in gay people, until it was found on a kid and a dog? Whatever happened to that? I can’t find it, searching mainly comes up with stuff about AIDS from the 70s and 80s. It was late 2022ish.

      • @Nastybutler
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        48 months ago

        This is why we can’t have nice things

  • @psmgx
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    228 months ago

    So you’re telling me all those “we eat ass now” memes from a few years ago were also Russian propaganda aimed at increasing rates of cancer?

    But Japan also has crazy high rates of stomach and intestinal cancers, is that rimjob related?

  • @[email protected]
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    148 months ago

    Let’s be clear. This states that eating ass causes colorectal cancer in the ass being eaten.