• @Frozengyro
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    789 months ago

    The siren’s song nearly claimed another victim.

  • @TotallynotJessica
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    549 months ago

    What the mermaid didn’t tell her is that they also work, get stressed, sad, depressed, cry, sleep, wake, and repeat. The only difference is that they do it while nakedTM. It’s not like clothes are the cause of all our problems. We too can be naked all day if we choose.

    • RozaŭtunoOP
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      459 months ago

      I doubt the mermaids have neoliberal capitalism though 🤔

      • @fluxion
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        409 months ago

        They have tyrant rule under sociopathic sharks

      • gimpchrist
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        139 months ago

        True but they do have extremely Loud ear bursting sonar pulsing in the oceans all day, lots of extremely loud Motors and other random loud noises that humans make, tons of netting and plastic bags and random pieces of plastic that are really shiny and look like pieces of food, lots of clouds of toxic poisonous ammonia and oil and Industrial chemicals and dyes, an environment that’s heating up uncomfortably, becoming less oxygenated, and generally less hospitable… I can’t assume that fish are too happy anymore at all

    • key
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      39 months ago

      Naked*

      * Excluding cloth-based modesty covers of primary and secondary sexual characteristics based on cultural norms

  • @Axiochus
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    179 months ago

    Why are they fisting her in the last panel? O.o

  • @Rolando
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    169 months ago

    I don’t think emo kids would like it underwater because all their mascara would run.

    • @Donjuanme
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      109 months ago

      Who’s to say smaller things don’t have teeth that’ll take a bite out of you?

  • Draconic NEO
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    Being a merperson is so overrated, being a derg is so much better, we’re strong, and fast, and can soar through the skies. It is truly the life of adventure and excitement.