What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?

  • southsamurai
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    197 months ago

    Is this a shower thought, or a “damn I’m high, why am I naked in the yard while it’s raining, while shoving a loofah up my ass” thought?

  • @dragontamer
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    7 months ago

    You need to see the new Wily Wonka movie. (Probably a 7/10 movie, good songs, kind of bad plot but enjoyable)

    But yeah, stealing Cocoa beans from Oompa-Loompas is a big plot point. And… Oompa Loompas stealing it back is also a thing.

    • @Sanctus
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      37 months ago

      I’m prepared for the fires but I liked it better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

      • @ethman42
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        17 months ago

        Gene wilder is amazing, but that original movie was just fine. The newer one feels more like the book

  • CALIGVLA
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    27 months ago

    I don’t know what you’re having, but I want some!