• 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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    If Pike makes Kirk look like an aggressive wildcard, Reynolds would make Kirk look like a bank clerk. The running theme in the show would be how, each episode, he barely dodges a court marshal for whatever he did.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      227 months ago

      I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

        • @[email protected]
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          No clue. I honestly don’t watch that much TV anymore. A younger Richard Dean Anderson might have been interesting in the role. Who to cast for Burgoyne though, half of the out non-binary actors are already in modern Trek, lol. (Also kudos to Peter David for the non-binary representation in the 90s, wow.)

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      Which would cause more mayhem, Malcom Reynolds, just trying to survive, or Katherine Janeway getting coffee?

      Edit: also it’s Court Martial. As in Martial (Military) Court. The Marshalls aren’t coming to arrest you in Starfleet, no guarantee of that in the 'verse I suppose

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    You should replace the Starfleet badge with a Stargate Battlestar Galactica one.

    Edited because I realized the BSG badge would be less obvious and goes in the same place on the uniform. Stargate patches go on the shoulder, not the chest. If you replaced the delta with a lieutenant badge, you’d need a keen eye to notice it.

  • Flying SquidM
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    177 months ago

    Does this look like TrekWarsGateFly memes to you?!

    • jawa21
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      47 months ago

      I apologize, sir. This is season 36 of Star Trek: V

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      No, it looks like TrekWarsGateFlyGalacticaHitchhikerDwarf5 memes to me with both God Emperors just doing their things

      • Flying SquidM
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        47 months ago

        Let’s just cut out all of this nonsense and just make Flash Gordon memes.

  • Zloubida
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    127 months ago

    Since when Castle is sci-fi?

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    57 months ago

    If you want to rile up a fandom that these types of images usually don’t include, change the quote to “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    57 months ago

    The mistake Whedon made was not slapping Star Trek or Star Wars branding on it. They could have gotten 5 seasons like Disco.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      17 months ago

      Captain Reynolds wouldn’t do well in Starfleet, though I suppose you could make him Maquis

      • @Blue_Morpho
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        17 months ago

        I was thinking more like they just say it’s Star Trek but make the show identical to Firefly.

        It was a reference about how Disco wasn’t anything like Trek other than they called it Star Trek. A similar thing was done with Foundation and Dirk Gently. It’s not like Dirk Gently was bad. I really liked it. But it had absolutely nothing in common with the books.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          17 months ago

          Gotcha. Haven’t seen Discovery, so I didn’t realize it was not really a trek show

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    I don’t get it. Why did you put the guy from Red Dwarf in front of the moon?

    EDIT: I’ll be annoyed in Harrison Ford actually is in Red Dwarf and spoils my joke, I’ve never actually seen it

    • @BluesF
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      27 months ago

      I’m pretty sure he plays the robot, actually. Yknow, Terminator.

    • @1371113
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      27 months ago

      If only your username was rimmer

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    37 months ago

    You mean he wasn’t playing a Vulcan in Serenity?

  • @stoicmaverick
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    37 months ago

    No. Your going to the fun hell, with blackjack and hookers.