[Xitter] just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it’s building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named [Xitter] TV wants to be “your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.”

  • no banana
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    1439 months ago

    Is it going to be called xvideos?

    • @mPony
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      199 months ago

      the only massive pile of wank in that equation would be Elon.

    • Emptiness
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      149 months ago

      Shitter TV. Only spelled differently.

      • Justas🇱🇹
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        59 months ago

        Ah, yes , the XTV, just like porn, but the one getting fucked is you!

  • @RGB3x3OP
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    929 months ago

    If it looks like a joke and sounds like a joke, it’s probably made by Elon Musk.

  • @seaQueue
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    549 months ago

    I’m just here to watch Phony Stark continue to light money on fire.

  • @slimarev92
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    369 months ago

    Get ready for new shows starring Ben Shapiro and Gina Carano, or whatever right wing loser they manage to attract.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        79 months ago

        Half of America: why am I suddenly erect?

    • Billiam
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      109 months ago

      No, the Daily Liar is already trying to push into mass entertainment. It’s more likely to have Fucker Carlson and Alex “I need money to pay my civil judgements for my lies about Sandy Hook” Jones.

  • SteefLem
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    309 months ago

    That guy should stop doing….well ALL the drugs.

  • @Sanctus
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    229 months ago

    Please, do anything fucking useful with your vast amounts of wealth. Anything.

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
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      109 months ago

      Skydiving without a parachute would be my first choice.

    • MxM111
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      69 months ago

      Well, my hope is appearance of [Xitter] TV as streaming service, will force other services to be less Xittier. Kind of anti-enshittification pill. But that’s about it.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        59 months ago

        All the other services, at once: “Nah nah, hold my beer, WE are the shittiest of them all”

    • beefbot
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      49 months ago

      Agree, but for human tǔrds of his size I think you gotta bait his ego, like challenge him that he’s too much of a “pedo guy” to donate to the ACLU or something 🤷‍♂️

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    9 months ago

    In 12 months when he gets called on it by debtors (since Shitter has no shareholders) he’ll try to buy Pluto TV and claim that was the plan the whole time.

  • Hildegarde
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    209 months ago

    Imagine being so entrepreneurial that you think you need to buy twitter for way more than its worth in order to develop an app that does something entirely unrelated.

  • @Buffalox
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    9 months ago

    Musk is all over the place lately, claiming his Xai bots are doing practical work in the factory already, and will be ready for mass deployment “next year”, Which ought to be his nick name now. “Next year Musk”.
    He also claimed a few days ago that robo-taxis were only months away.
    New model cars from Tesla planned to arrive next year, should be moved up to arrive this year instead.
    The man must be desperate or on coke or probably both, he has always over-promised and under delivered, but these latest promises are over the top even for him.

    • Billiam
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      139 months ago

      coke

      He’s on ketamine.

      • @Buffalox
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        Noo that can’t be it, he has said it’s prescribed and only a low dosis. /s
        Whatever he is on, I definitely don’t want it, seems he is getting more and more crazy.

    • @[email protected]
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      Fully functional robotic taxis are already here, they’re just not made by western companies. It’s doubtful musks will ever work at this point, his “fully-automated self-driving” is vaporware.

    • @pivot_root
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      89 months ago

      Every time he says “this year” or “next year,” it’s at least 4 years away. He’s so full of shit that even his internal clock stinks.