„First of all, my best friend is black…“
"What you have said is actually reverse racism, which is just as bad, and in some ways even worse! "
I just got back from the doctor…you’re gunna want to get tested…
“You’ll be destroyed in the battle of the marketplace of ideas!!!”
“So… I can bring another guy, right?”
“…if you look at the pre-plague statistics…”
That wasn’t silent…
Sharted
That’s NOT how Bitcoin works. Listen-
“No, the Dreamworks face looks more like”
I just shat my pants.
“lube up first honey.”
“The Children of Asuryan haven’t received any new models since the 90s, y’know…”
“What? They always hold it when I pee”
Ratchet when Clank makes a bad pun.
“Uh, I don’t know how to say this, but [4th-wall-breaking spoiler]”
Spoiler alert: >!He dies.!<
“Did you just fart?”
