• @jordanlundM
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      Reported for language, but please note rule 3, language is fine directed at the subject of articles, just not other users.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      It was live musical theatre. She did it while vaping with her other hand. She’s a class act.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    I know a certain little former president who’s going to a beetlejuice musical with her.

  • @[email protected]
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    Y’know, I really value the opinion of some low-rent trashy shithead who vapes and gropes her date in public, so… I’ve changed my mind. I’m voting for Trump.

  • @MeekerThanBeaker
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    Okay, God, just smite me. I’m done with this planet. Smite me good. You won.

      • @Diplomjodler3
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        The god of the bible is a genocidal, narcissistic, misogynist asshole, so this is pretty par for the course.

        • @Got_Bent
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          I never could reconcile the old testament God and the new testament Jesus. Like seriously? These two characters are from the same family and claim to have parallel morals?

          • @force
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            All I need to know is that a bunch of the important people that wrote the New Testament were homophobic and sexist as FUCK and the New Testament took a lot from that

            • @Got_Bent
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              Paul singlehandedly ruined everything. What a dick.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    In addition to the verbal beej, maybe she should give him an actual handie.

    • @jeffwOP
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      Sorry, that’s only during Beetlejuice

  • @Son_of_dad
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    You’re not his type boebert. Maybe dye the hair blonde and ask Ivanka where she shops, that’ll turn him on.

  • @TheJims
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    Make dry handjobs great again 2024

  • FuglyDuck
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    He’s praying at bedside Baptist.

    Covered in the holy sheets…