• @khannie
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    6 months ago

    Such alliteration. I’m in awe. Like 6 B words in a row and not one of them is bitch.

    Amazing.

    • @mojofrododojo
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      716 months ago

      and yet it’s there, I can hear it when I read the words. poetry. <chef’s kiss> so good

      • @Dkarma
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        86 months ago

        And Rourke plays the good guy sometimes.

      • @Valmond
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        46 months ago

        Crazy how those AI beautification filters works.

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        I mean, with a personality like hers… that’s pretty obvious.

        Oh yeah, and then you look at her face.

  • @[email protected]
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    1286 months ago

    I heard someone refer to her as Barney Rubble and I just can’t get that image out of my head.

    • @[email protected]
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      536 months ago

      Reminds of the SNL joke about Kyrsten Sinema looks like all of the members of the Scooby Doo gang simultaneously.

      It doesn’t seem possible but when you look at her it’s somehow true.

    • @cmbabul
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      466 months ago

      That’s insulting to Barney

  • @feedum_sneedson
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    1046 months ago

    This is entirely what I’ve come to expect from American politics.

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      426 months ago

      Being bad built is a prerequisite for it being a problem.

      • @MotoAsh
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        206 months ago

        How much is caveman genetics and how much is crossfit, though? Seeing her flop like a fish hanging on a hook and calling it exercise… uh… yea that could go either way.

        • littleblue✨
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          36 months ago

          hanging

          Hunh. Ya might be onto something there.

    • @Phegan
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      406 months ago

      One party is run by toddlers

      • @StereoTrespasser
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        They are both run by toddlers vying for the most attention. Don’t delude yourself by thinking House Democrats are a bastion of intelligence and maturity.

          • @FMT99
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            -316 months ago

            No one said that here. You’re just reducing the conversation to an idiotic meme, just like the two “representatives” in this case are doing. Just shouting bullshit at each other and thinking that makes you smarter because you got the last word. Well newsflash, this doesn’t solve anything. It just strokes your own goddamn stupid ego “my zinger was better than hers” which is absolute moronic stupidity.

            Yes, Biden is better than Trump. But both sides do seem absolutely intent on a race to the bottom and we’re gleefully cheering on our side to get there first. No one is trying to be the better person. Obama kind of did and we flamed him to hell for trying, he was too civil and tried too much to compromise, right? Beating the republicans at their own game is never going to happen. Just by getting us to play their game they win.

            • @Captain_Buddha
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              I am neither Dem nor Trumpublican… without abolition of the more heinous party (GOP) through resistence from other non-fascists, we have no hope of improving. I am not a “we” with Dems. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Though, being forced to vote for a literal “lesser of two evils” does not remove the sidedly inaccurate notion that “getting us to play their game they win” isn’t BS. If you DON’T play, they win. Well-natured beliefs that “rising above pettiness wins” have continuously failed against their churlish word games. If they smirk and say “royal flush” while playing checkers, throw down an Uno reverse card. Fuck the game if rules only apply to some players. Acquiescence to GOP fuckery is weak.

        • Encrypt-Keeper
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          96 months ago

          Which one of those “both” parties insulted the other out of the blue, and which was one of the parties only responded in kind?

  • @AgentGrimstone
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    576 months ago

    I never condone attacks on one’s appearance but that thing is asking for it.

    • @pyre
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      436 months ago

      i always condone it against fascists.

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s why they used to put so much work into fashion! Only Hugo Boss can make those assholes look ok

        • littleblue✨
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          That’s fashion’s whole point, though: to make assholes look glamorous. I never understood why anyone was surprised at the proclivities of its members. 🤷🏽

    • @bazus1
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      206 months ago

      BY GAWD SHE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!

    • @xpinchx
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      126 months ago

      Fr she must’ve had that loaded

    • @NewAgeOldPerson
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      36 months ago

      Holy shit! I’m … Really not into personal attacks but I am now into a new conspiracy theory… AoT was based on conservative politician faces from the US.

    • @Zess
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      26 months ago

      This is a huge insult to Dina Fritz.

  • @[email protected]
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    356 months ago

    You really don’t have to body shame MTG for her butch build. That’s what her spork toes are for.

    • @JeeBaiChow
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      146 months ago

      C’mon man. Don’t add insult to ugly.

      Oh she’s a politician? Then by all means, fire away!

      • @[email protected]
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        186 months ago

        Not just any politician. She’s trying to enact a theological fascist regime. All is fair in love and war.

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          The thing to stress is that cleaning up + being true to what you’ve got + kindness + confidence + a nice personality, will go a long way to cover for ugly (just for all my fellow uggos out there), but selling out humanity subtracts any bit of charisma or allure you might’ve had going for you

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    336 months ago

    Whoever told Marge that she should punch above her weight class needs to be fired.

    • @bazus1
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      66 months ago

      Deep-cover leftist operative. Let them do their job.

  • @KAYDUBELL
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    306 months ago

    No way she doesn’t have way more Neanderthal DNA than the general population.

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    196 months ago

    fucking margarine titan greene anime villain monster creature looking ass. may she rot for a thousand eternities and be estranged by every family member

  • @ParabolicMotion
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    116 months ago

    Why are our tax dollars paying any of these people? I’d rather take their salaries and divide it amongst people who donate blood, platelets, plasma, and bone marrow for free. Tell these political figures that if they truly cared about Americans they’d do their job for the same pay as some first year, public school teacher who only has a bachelor’s degree, while teaching in one of the toughest areas of a big city. I’m so sick of all these spoiled, dolled up, high class [public figures] being paid to run their mouths. Sorry, I had to replace a word in that comment to stifle how I truly feel.

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      Swear away friend. As long as you’re not inciting violence or using slurs/language to intimidate, have at it.

      Malcom Tucker will always be my favourite go to when insulting politicians (or anyone actually) “You’re a fucking omnishambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you just fuck up.”