• @[email protected]
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    374 months ago

    One day I realized I developed a skill for correctly inserting the USB on first try and I’m in an existential crisis ever since.

    • nudny ekscentryk
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      The “empty” half of the plug (with the two hollow squares) is either at the top or on the right in 99% of cases. Once you realize that you barely ever have to flip it even one time.

      • Zagorath
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        74 months ago

        Do you mean the empty half of the cable? Because the plug itself has the empty half on the bottom.

        Usually easier to look for the USB logo or company’s branded logo on top. The bottom is usually blank or containing legal info. The bottom also has the zig-zaggy join in the metal.

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          Yeah they’re talking about the cable, as that’s usually easier to look at. Also a plug is on the cable, and a socket is on devices.

          • Zagorath
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            34 months ago

            Also a plug is on the cable

            Maybe this is an American English thing, because to me the plug is the socket. The two words are synonyms. Like I’d talk about the electricity plug in the wall.

            • @EtherWhack
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              Could be, though I’ve heard people use plug interchangeably.

              Connections for data, the female side is usually called a port; for electrical, it’s officially called a receptacle, though more commonly called an outlet or sometimes a socket. The male side is always the plug.

            • nudny ekscentryk
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              24 months ago

              I’m European but I’m an English second language speaker, so that may be the reason I use this words that way. However wikipedia for example calls the male part the plug and the female the receptacle as well

            • @[email protected]
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              Americans often call the wall plate the plugs, but technically in electeical hardware ordering catalogs the wall end is a female receptacle, and the cord end is a male plug

      • @EtherWhack
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        24 months ago

        Part of the reasoning is that dust can’t really settle on the contacts if they are facing down. It’s the same for the most part with rj45 (ethernet) ports.

      • @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        The irony is the USB keyboard- mouse -peripheral switcher I bought has the USB ports upside-down from normal

  • @miridius
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    144 months ago

    My superpower is that I can plug in USB A the right way up on the first try pretty much every time

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      54 months ago

      While I’m extremely envious of you, if I had the opportunity to choose one superpower, there are probably a million others I’d choose before that one haha

      like a superpower that gives me exactly as much money as I need at any given moment anytime I need it.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      What is ironic is I bought a USB switcher for using Keyboard, Mouse etc with 4 systems; it has the USB ports upside-down.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    Yes I swear both ends are blocked off until I look straight at it with both my eyes to unlock it.

    • @[email protected]
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      184 months ago

      That may help in the case of a properly installed usb port, but what if the port is upside down? Or what if it’s a vertical port? Is upside left or right?

        • @[email protected]
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          14 months ago

          Not talking about my ports. Also ports can be installed the wrong way by the manufacturer. I had a pc case that the front usb ports upside down. But again, usb ports can be installed vertically, in which case it won’t matter if you know which is up or down your usb plug, because now it’s left or right

          • @[email protected]
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            14 months ago

            I mean, if your manufacturer installed USB ports the wrong way, you have to get familiar to know which direction the ports face(the wrong way if ports are wrong), then you only have to see the usb since you already know the ports

            • @[email protected]
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              14 months ago

              What about the back of your tv? Or friend’s PC? Or library computer? Or phone charger? Or… Any other Universal device using the Universal Serial Bus…

              You may learn YOUR devices, but you may also have to interact with other devices at times and USB didn’t make it easy in the past.

              Now, type C is a thing and it helps with plugging it in right the first time, but that one has the HUGE issue with allowing any protocol since USB 1.0 and everyrhing else is optional. So even though you can plug a type C monitor into a type C microphone, nothing will happen, so it’s not stupid proof anymore.

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                True, but rare. Back of your TV? You’ll defenitely see it while plugging in because you wouldn’t even know where the ports are otherwise. Other’s devices don’t work but you still can flip it three times since thats rare

              • @[email protected]
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                14 months ago

                True, but rare. Back of your TV? You’ll defenitely see it while plugging in because you wouldn’t even know where the ports are otherwise. Other’s devices don’t work but you still can flip it three times since thats rare

      • TheEmpireStrikesDak
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        14 months ago

        My old Lenovo tablet has the USB port upside down on the plug, and consequently, the micro USB also plugs into the tablet upside down. And for some reason, stupid thing always breaks the little notches on the micro USB, so you have to position everything in a way so that it won’t slide out while charging.

  • Ludwig van Beethoven
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    44 months ago

    Here’s the way: look at the little “crack” on the middle of the plug on one side (the vast vast vast majority have one) – that should be facing down. I haven’t used a vertical plug in a while but I think it faces left there.

    For the forsaken anguish of God, microUSB, it’s reversed, so crack up.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 months ago

      This post cracked me up!

      But seriously, this is the way. Works even when the cable wasn’t properly marked with a USB symbol.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      34 months ago

      Nostalgia? This is something I still deal with every day. What future are you living in?

  • @Etterra
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    44 months ago

    I firmly believe that rather than superpositional, these are 11 dimensional. It doesn’t matter which direction you rotate it, it will still take you on average five or six 180° rotations until it fits into the damned slot.

  • 10_0
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    34 months ago

    So that’s why I can’t plug it in without looking

    • ekZepp
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      24 months ago

      That actually explain quite a lot.

  • @neonred
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    34 months ago

    You must spin it two times, not three.

  • NutWrench
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    24 months ago

    You can buy reversible USB cables online. The connector works in either direction. They’re pretty neat.

  • @[email protected]
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    14 months ago

    I think this kind of meme is the same thing as people who pretend to hate the word “moist.”

    • @Postmortal_Pop
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      64 months ago

      I’ve been preaching this about “moist” for years. I genuinely haven’t found anyone with an aversion to it who disliked the word before dislike of it became a part of the cultural fabric.

      • @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        Boring pop culture opinions that nobody actually likes but which wear the cadence of interesting content so people unthinkingly clap along out of habit even though nobody is actually edified by it or sincerely enjoying it.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      USB devices just not fitting the damn slot is an all too common issue, and it normally takes me 2-3 rotations to finally insert it if I’m not actively looking.