• @bluey
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    344 months ago

    has AOT vibes

  • @eran_morad
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    314 months ago

    With the hairline of a 48-year old.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      244 months ago

      Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.

      • @aeronmelon
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        34 months ago

        Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.

    • @dingus
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      14 months ago

      For whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man

  • @BonesOfTheMoon
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    274 months ago

    Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.

      • troybot [he/him]
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        54 months ago

        Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground

    • @Revonult
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      144 months ago

      Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 “Touchdown Jesus” was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.

      • HobbitFoot
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        74 months ago

        Sadly the original Jesus was destroyed by an act of God.

      • @Mirshe
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        34 months ago

        Offsides/Five Dollar Footlong Jesus just isn’t the same.

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        04 months ago

        Oh well shit I didn’t know. My husband just told me about it years ago.

    • @aeronmelon
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      34 months ago

      That’s a Titan trying to hatch from the Earth.

  • @bhmnscmm
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    204 months ago

    You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      94 months ago

      He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      84 months ago

      Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.

    • @SpaghettiYeti
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      44 months ago

      I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol

    • @[email protected]
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      14 months ago

      Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.

      • @bhmnscmm
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        64 months ago

        I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’

    • @Rolando
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      44 months ago

      Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.

  • @profdc9
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    184 months ago

    Ricky Bobby approves.

  • @DODOKING38
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    174 months ago

    All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    154 months ago

    As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.

  • @waterore
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    154 months ago

    That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    ‘Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who’s got my back no matter what…Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin’ with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus…’

  • @Veneroso
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    84 months ago

    Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?

    • @zarathustrad
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      24 months ago

      Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.

      I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.