• @BertramDitore
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    346 months ago

    Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.

    Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels

  • @[email protected]
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    6 months ago

    Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.

    • @HauntedCupcake
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      6 months ago

      I love how this implies the protagonist just wants to die

      • Khrux
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        66 months ago

        There was an edgy but very fun indie game a few years ago (maybe 5-6?) where one player played as a parent running around and childproofing the house while the other played as the baby trying to kill themselves. The game was surprisingly fun, and weirdly putting the logic you’d heard your entire life to keep children safe to die was always quiet funny, from getting forks to plugs to filling the bath etc.

        Taking inspiration to make a game in a psyche ward in a jail break / death is victory multiplayer game would probably make for a popular streaming game, although the topic is as horrible as the baby death game, perhaps worse because instead of being in the role of a silly unfortunate baby, you’d be in the role of somebody fully aware and acting with premeditation.

  • @Agent641
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    146 months ago

    Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

  • mozingo
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    136 months ago

    They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.

  • @[email protected]
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    136 months ago

    Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up

  • @tourist
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    106 months ago

    idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something

  • @[email protected]
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    96 months ago

    By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.

  • @AGD4
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    86 months ago

    Wait out my timer or go around me.

  • Buglefingers
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    76 months ago

    I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.

    With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore

    • @RGB3x3
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      16 months ago

      What loot do you have to make it worthwhile for the protagonist?

      • Buglefingers
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        16 months ago

        Hmmmmm, I might have a shiny rock or two. But I think the general public would be the providers of most appreciation awards due to not having me around anymore