• @ummthatguy
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    6 months ago

    Did you know, you’re drinking replicated Romulan ale?

    So you’re saying…

    Edit: adjusted bottle position

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      6 months ago

      “Ah but when they examine the wreckage and find the ambassador’s body, they will discover he had a BAC of .15 and assume the cause of the crash was merely pilot error from being intoxicated.”

      • @ummthatguy
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        36 months ago

        Bathtub gin may be part turpentine, but there’s still cheap booze too.

  • NegativeNullM
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    276 months ago

    When even Admirals don’t care, nobody is going to care

    • @PlasticExistence
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      116 months ago

      He could just claim he couldn’t see it well enough to identify it, given his allergy and all

    • Melllvar
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      526 months ago

      Trade embargo.

      CRETAK: A glass of Romulan ale, Doctor?

      BASHIR: Thank you, Senator.

      ROSS: The trading embargo has been officially lifted, if you were wondering.

      BASHIR: It hadn’t crossed my mind, actually.

      ROSS: To one of the many benefits of the Alliance.

      • @aeronmelon
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        176 months ago

        “Benefit”

        Yet the rate of consumption within the Federation went unchanged.

        Romulan Ale is the marijuana of Star Trek.

        • JWBananas
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          56 months ago

          Pretty sure whatever that shit Raffi was vaping is the marijuana of Star Trek.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      366 months ago

      I think just because it was Romulan. I’ve always assumed it was supposed to be analogous to Cuban cigars: as in one of those things that were technically illegal, but people always managed to get their hands on them.

      • @ummthatguy
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        226 months ago

        Bingo. Per Memory Alpha:

        Julian Bashir ordered a glass of Romulan ale in Quark’s in 2375. (DS9: “Covenant”) This was possible as Romulan ale had been legal in 2375 during the Dominion War, when the embargo was lifted as part of the alliance between the Federation and the Romulans. It was served aboard the USS Bellerophon on its way to Romulus and on the planet itself during a reception. Senator Cretak, Admiral Ross, and Doctor Bashir shared a glass of the drink in the mess hall of the USS Bellerophon. (DS9: “Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges”)

  • @[email protected]
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    156 months ago

    The Romulan Ale at Quarks is as authentic as the Cuban cigar I got at a Mexican resort.

    • @ummthatguy
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      196 months ago

      At least the Cardassian Kanar is real, albeit, expired. Doesn’t seem to stop Damar, though.

      • @aeronmelon
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        126 months ago

        Kanar is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

  • Flying SquidM
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    116 months ago

    It doesn’t look anything like ale and isn’t usually drunk like it either, so the name is weird.

    • @ummthatguy
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      126 months ago

      Based on facial expression, appears more like a barleywine. Andorian ale seems to get a similar, if not stronger, reaction.