Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump went off the rails rapidly in a rambling interview delivered on the far-right cable network Newsmax on Tuesday night, threatening to throw former Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in jail. The footage was first flag...
    • @Hayduke
      70•5 months ago

      Twice impeached former single-term president and convicted felon…

      I mean, damn.

  • @[email protected]
    61•5 months ago

    “wouldn’t it be terrible if they put the former secretary of state into prison?” like Hillary Clinton was secretary of state and you still chanted “lock her up” you dork

  • Flying Squid
    46•5 months ago

    He bemoaned the fact that no jurors smiled at him.

    Did they not know he wanted to be their friend?!

  • @[email protected]
    43•5 months ago

    Questions:

    1. What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol

    2. This dude is cracking open in real time. What’s the over/under he goes full wack-a-doo and ends up having a mental breakdown and runs naked through downtown Manhattan?

    ^^and ^^now ^^you ^^have ^^a ^^horrible ^^mental ^^image ^^in ^^your ^^mind ^^so ^^goodnight ^^everyone!

      • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
        21•5 months ago

        I could see him waddling quickly down an alley with a peter griffin stomach hiding his micropenis

      • @Today
        8•5 months ago

        And definitely don’t want to see him naked!

        • Flying Squid
          8•5 months ago

          I kind of do only to see for myself if Stormy’s tiny mushroom claim is true. I have a strong stomach.

    • @CaptainSpaceman
      18•5 months ago

      Can he still afford his dementia meds?

      Can he afford an aide to remember to tell him to take his dementia meds?

    • @AbidanYreEnglish
      11•5 months ago
      1. What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol

      It uh, looks like we have 0% reporting… 5 months before the polls close.

  • @ccunning
    13•5 months ago

    Melania’s going to jail?

    • @JesusSon
      26•5 months ago

      I think he means Hillary, she was the first lady and secretary of state. He has a raging chub for her.

      • @ccunning
        12•5 months ago

        Ok - yeah. That seems obvious now that you pointed it out.

        It says a lot that he thinks of her as “the president’s wife” nearly a quarter of a century later.

      • @[email protected]
        8•5 months ago

        'Course he does. Hilary has an entire career of protesting and paper-pushing toward decent causes. Nowhere near the handcuff record Bernie has, but she’s on the proper side of history.

        Compared to that a lot of people who aren’t Bernie would look bad. The Don could actually need to pause and reflect, and that’s a terrible idea.

      • @Restaldt
        7•5 months ago

        You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that

        Never sign anything. If they don’t have your signature they can’t prove you did anything.

        There is also always money in the banana stand.

    • @Today
      3•5 months ago

      I thought he was going after Jill

      • @ccunning
        5•5 months ago

        Yeah - not sure what his thought process is. I guess I just latched on to the “…but THEY want to do it…”

  • @dogslayeggs
    9•5 months ago

    When you shock the Newsmax people with your rants, you know you have gone off the deep end.

  • @[email protected]
    8•5 months ago

    Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump went off the rails rapidly in a rambling interview delivered on the far-right cable network Newsmax on Tuesday night, threatening to throw former Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in jail.

    Queue the joke about the writers rehashing old material.