• Coskii
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    607 months ago

    I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.

    • @[email protected]
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      757 months ago

      Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.

      • Grunge Fox (Lemmy)
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        307 months ago

        Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.

      • @[email protected]
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        117 months ago

        Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don’t like them. I am still straight.

    • @[email protected]
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      157 months ago

      i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i’m so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute

  • @TotallynotJessica
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    7 months ago

    I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn’t because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn’t because I like girls.

  • @Rookwood
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    337 months ago

    I was straight like you once. Then I took a dick to the ass.

    • @[email protected]
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      137 months ago

      straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room… filled with rubber …dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

  • @[email protected]
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    217 months ago

    🔫 We can make it 96*

    * this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet

  • @Zehzin
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    207 months ago

    And with your help we can reduce this number even more

    • @Bytemeister
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      117 months ago

      I’m straight, figure I’ll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.

  • @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I’m pretty sure it was feminism.

  • @[email protected]
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    127 months ago

    Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It’s the fault of those stupid sexy people.