• Gormadt
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    108 months ago

    “Don’t say a word and he won’t find us. We need to cut through the arcade to get to the door. I can’t eat anymore of his pizza.”

  • @[email protected]
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    98 months ago

    Next step: the bowling ball drops from the bathtub, launching the man who then dives into the barrel, releasing the laundry basket meant to catch the mouse.

  • @[email protected]
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    68 months ago

    A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe…

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    58 months ago

    As the gerbil approaches Richard Gere it wonders what will happen next.

    • KingJalopy
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      48 months ago

      It’s gonna be butt stuff I just know it

      I haven’t heard this about Richard Gere in so long LMAO, bravo

  • @Windex007
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    38 months ago

    Moments before what in retrospect was inevitable, Jeremy realized he shouldn’t have crammed his rectal cavity with cheddar cheese that morning.

  • @Num10ck
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    28 months ago

    what is the thing on the bottom left?