• Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    406 months ago

    Bah. I’ve felt worse looking in the mirror most mornings! Your attempts are nothing against the horrors my own mind may make!

    • @Zehzin
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      46 months ago

      I summon the spirit of Guillaume le Million

  • @Zehzin
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    266 months ago

    I cast Power Word: Erectile Dysfunction

      • @Zulu
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        76 months ago

        War truly is hell

      • @Zehzin
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        6 months ago

        Is it like an instant effect or a permanent curse? Cause of it’s the former that’s just a good time

        • Programmer Belch
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          36 months ago

          Power Word: Cum will give the instant release but the premature ejaculation cast will result in a hundred ruined orgasms or you get a refund on your scroll.

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    16 months ago

    Haha! Now I perceive my former manboobs as pert and my former beer belly as our love child. Kiss kiss. Now stop with your silly magic play and come and put that shelf up like I’ve been asking for the last five weeks. Then we’ll go to the garden centre and you can help me get those planters and pick out some pretty flowers for the path in the back, which you promised you would pressure wash this weekend after you mow the lawn, remember?