• CubitOom
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    685 months ago

    Did they ever make a helicopter look like a squid?

  • @iAvicenna
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    285 months ago

    Fuck aerodynamics that is why

    • @[email protected]
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      225 months ago

      It’s a helicopter, it’s not like it glides nicely through the air anyways; it beats the air into submission

  • @MeatsOfRage
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    235 months ago

    Is that dangerous? I was under the impression helicopters were designed with specific balance in mind

    • @dogslayeggs
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      275 months ago

      Only if you are pushing boundaries of the performance of the helicopter. Yes, they are designed with a specific balance in mind, but that balance is an envelope not a single number. They need to have capability to add people as well as have those people move around in flight. Some are designed to carry payloads/cargo, too, which can be variable in weight and shape. Have you ever seen a rescue helicopter flying with a gurney dangling by a line, swinging in the wind with a patient strapped to it? Same thing.

      • teft
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        195 months ago

        flying with a gurney

        Military helicopters can fly with all sorts of stuff slung under them. It’s how we got our radar around sometimes when I was in the army.

        • @dogslayeggs
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          75 months ago

          I fucking love the picture of the bird flying the boat while the dude slides down the line.

            • @dogslayeggs
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              75 months ago

              Really? Dammit!

              I had a whole animal based joke playing out with bird fish seal, but I couldn’t find an animal term for an army person. I thought about saying seal but couldn’t tell what kind of military person it was sliding down the line.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        55 months ago

        I used to fly on the company helicopter pretty regularly. It would go around to the different sites in the broader area, picking up and dropping off. One time, we stopped at a site and a very, very large man got in and sat in back on one side. He was about as heavy as you can imagine a person being and still walking around on his own power. The pilot went straight up from the pad a couple hundred feet, played with settings on the stick, dropped maybe twenty feet, played some more, up and down a couple more times, then flew away like normal. I’d never seen them do that before or after. I assume he must have been getting the settings right for the unusually unbalanced load.

        • @dogslayeggs
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          25 months ago

          Is it rude to say, “You know what? I think I’ll walk.”

          • AFK BRB Chocolate
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            25 months ago

            My coworker who was on that flight was really anxious about it. I was pretty confident that it was just a matter of balancing the load.

            In those days I was getting to take the helicopter for a meeting with every other week, and it was always the highlight of the week. Those things are just so damned fun. They can clearly haul a lot more weight than a cab full of people.

    • @[email protected]
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      125 months ago

      I‘m not a pilot but i‘m assuming for slow manouvers this wouldn‘t be too much of a problem? I‘m thinking if you go over a certain speed there are also huge aerodynamic consequences.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        Also, military helicopter pilots are very highly trained and can probably handle a helicopter with a change in weight distribution just fine in those slow maneuver situations.

          • Knossos
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            125 months ago

            whirlyphant

            😂

          • andrew
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            95 months ago

            If it makes the people paying taxes feel happy then I don’t see why not.

          • @dogslayeggs
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            65 months ago

            Nah, as a taxpayer I strongly advocate making our military vehicles look like animals.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          15 months ago

          Navy pilots even train for landing during earthquakes, lol.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      185 months ago

      Especially on their regular attack helicopters. It would make war slightly more fun!

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        25 months ago

        It would confuse the hell out of drug users.

        “Did I just see an elephant fly by? Holy shit! Either Dumbo is based on a real story, or that acid I took 2 weeks ago is STILL working!”