• @enkille
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    1251 month ago

    Mandatory forehead tattoos? I dunno, sounds suspiciously like the Mark of the Beast™

    • @Sterile_Technique
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      Naw, the mark of the beast is donned willingly. Most of the ones I see are red hats that say “Make America Great Again” in white text.

      • @HoustonHenry
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        111 month ago

        It makes them easy to separate for entry upon the short bus 😁

    • @Branch_Ranch
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      201 month ago

      Wooo, thats a dusty comment section! Didnt know chuck had drank so much of the kool-aid. Thanks for sharing.

  • @[email protected]
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    361 month ago

    Anybody got a source on that quote? Looked for a minute but didn’t find proof he said that. Chuck is a dumbass and those sentiments are echoed here, but this kind of seems like a fake meme quote to me. Please provide a source if I’ve missed it!

    • Enkrod
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      https://web.archive.org/web/20080607034052/http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

      Spoiler: It’s a humorous text

      But it’s… well it’s something…

      If I’m elected president, I will…

      […]

      Bring on Donald Trump as my apprentice. When my presidential term is complete and he has obtained his black belt, or whichever comes first, he can buy the White House and of course rename it (to, what else, “The Trump House”).

      Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O’ Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).

      • @chetradley
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        211 month ago

        Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American.

        Chuck Norris is a Socialist he’s just too dumb to realize it.

      • @[email protected]
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        191 month ago

        Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American

        Weird that he’s ok with taxing billionaires so they can provide universal health care. I see this was in 2007, so when Obama proposed it in 2009, I’m sure he did a complete 180.

      • @Branch_Ranch
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        31 month ago

        Jesus. The foreshadowing with trump. Chuck is cray cray.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 month ago

      OP doesn’t care about the truth, only finding reasons to be outraged. Take everything they post with a huge grain of salt.

  • Liz
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    241 month ago

    What does Bruce Lee have to do with this?

    • @III
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      931 month ago

      Known Atheist, could beat the living shit out of Chuck Norris… had it filmed once.

    • @Ifera
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      281 month ago

      They were both famous around the same time, had similar followings and Lee was an atheist.

    • @Snowclone
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      Norris won a martial arts tournament, and Lee invited him to be the last or second to last boss fight of a movie he was working on, it’s how Norris got famous, in the film Lee beats him, idk. I thought it was just a pop culture reference.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        181 month ago

        Norris and Lee sparred a few times off camera. Norris said of the experience, “I only ever touched him because he let me.”

    • @Cosmicomical
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      21 month ago

      He mentions Bruce Lee in the same post.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    If I was president I would make all automatic checkouts illegal unless they provide a discount to the customer for using them oh and all those stupid one way barriers at the entrances of storrs must be smashed with hammers

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        365 days in a normal year, even 73 weeks a year… make Leap Day a special case that’s never part of a week (ie. week ends, Leap Day, next week starts) and that’d be quite nice. I’d also want to fix time units on a smaller scale but the 60/60/24 may have additional issues with replacing.

  • @5oap10116
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    131 month ago

    He also has some supplement brand that him and his kid sell that he claims cured his wife after she was poisoned by an MRI or something like that. Don’t quote me on it. That’s just what I remember from his trash youtube ads.

  • @Cosmicomical
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    131 month ago

    Wow did he really say that? He instantly went from 0 to 100 on the asshole scale. I’ll definitely spread the word.

  • @Delusional
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    111 month ago

    A religious dumbass would oppress and attack others? Shocker.

  • @MisplacedAstronaut
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    111 month ago

    That’s a great way for ol’Chuck Norris to finally put those jokes to rest when he messes with the wrong atheist.

    • mechoman444
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      21 month ago

      Such a good movie!

      I remember watching it as a kid and being like “is that chuck Norris?”

  • @iAvicenna
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    81 month ago

    wait if I am a non american atheist can I get my own country’s flag instead of Muricah?

    • @[email protected]
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      Nope, American exceptionalist Supremacist drit. You get the American flag and reference to the American god stamped on your head./s

      The world would be so better off if the dystopia would just Balkanize already. Saying that as an American.